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    Mitch Walker

    You would assume other clubs were sniffing around and that i why we have got him tied down. Best of luck to the lad, ill get a round of applause ready for hs debut.
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    I'm gonna milk this thread for all it's worth

    This thread is ofFENCEive
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    Thumb man 2?

    No matter how many times i see the original thumb man i still piss myself laughing........ Brilliant!
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    Bennett fee??

    Dont put things like that you'll only encourage him to post more and believe me he is not a person you want to hear from that often!
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    New Striker

    Alan Bennett is a defender at Brentford Dale Bennett is a defeder at Watford Ryan Bennett is a defender at Grimsby Joe Bennett is a defender at Middlesborough Julian Bennett is a left back at Forest Thats about as good as i can do!
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    Falmer Season Ticket Idea

    I love that idea, Lets be homest most of us will want to experience a game from most stands if only to say we have. I dont like the idea of chosing a stand with no real prior experience
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    Falmer Ramp Up Events

    Me, im going to wait until the first competitive game of the season and love every minute of it!
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    Season Ticket Wallets

    May sound trivial but how come only some people got season ticket wallets this year, this is the first season i am without one as i didn't keep last years.
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    Gary Roberts

    Skiverton has kicked him out at Yeovil for being a naughty boy. Young lad signed by Slade from Crewe after he came through the youth set up there plays in midfield. Could he be on his way here? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Roberts_(footballer_born_1987)
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    Maybe if you play some CHINMUSIC at the right PITCH it will WALK whilst you give it THE FINGER.
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    Or you could speak to GULLY to see if he can come round and HOOK the little NIGHTWATCHMEN out
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    Have you tried talking to it, you might be able to APPEAL to its better nature. I DECLARE that the worst one yet!
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    I find women tend to be better at things like this so it may be worth getting a MAIDEN OVER.
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    If i were you i would COVER one end of the fridge, maybe using the SQUARE LEG of a chair, and then try to CATCH it as it BAILS. To scare it out you might want to light a match but, and this may sound like a SILLY POINT, it could go OUT so you may want to light a TEST MATCH first.
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    Did you first hear it in the kitchen when you went to COOK. Have you tried scaring it as it might RUN OUT.
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    Billy Sharp interest confirmed

    Wonder if a Murray swap deal could be on the cards?
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    In all seriousness i dont know what you can do, im STUMPED!
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    Oh dear Mark McGee

    It was probably down to their lack of a capable target man.
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    Pop it in a CUP and set fire to it. That way you'll just have to throw away the ASHES.
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    I think I've got a CRICKET behind my fridge

    If you've got lino it could be hiding in a CREASE

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