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If it was a choice between spending a couple of years in Limassol or, say Stoke, although Stoke no doubt has many plus points, I would probably go for the former.

No goujons this week? Shame that.

Go on Barnsley.

'Zombie TinTin'. Ha ha. First class. I doth my cap.

Yes. And with two tricky away games and the home one against United. Not too shabby at all.

Rice Rice baby my a#se!

More than a little concerned about Saka if he is in the mood here. How far can Pervis be from playing a full game if he is on the bench? Roll on the international break.

His mum Lisa seems nice, although she has been around a bit.

What do have against Moulsecoomb pub teams, out of interest, Nicholas?

Blimey (O'Riley). Are you always this chirpy? You are doing a bit of a disservice to three (OK, 2.8 with Milner) very useful players there.

It's too early for that dress.

What more do you want? Jam in the middle?

Are you sure it's not Gus?

Blossoms, Cast, Shed Seven, The Charlatans, Happy Mondays, Kula Shaker, Doves, The Coral, Kasabian, James, Coldplay...

When we play them at The Amex, we should throw them a curve ball. As the teams walk out, we unravel a huge banner that reads: 'There are some things money can buy: Pack of five jam ball doughnuts, Asda - £1.15. Bosh.'

Young scamps and their gritty northern wit.

Was Near Rusper before Definitely Maybe?

I'm slightly surprised more hasn't been made of Adingra's contribution. For all the effort of Minteh, his end product was lacking today. Adingra came on and his cross won the game. He put it on a plate for JP. A peach of an assist.

Because Worthing and Burgess Hill are miles away from Glasgow.

I guess next summer the Pervinator is sold for a tidy profit and Barco returns as our first choice LB/LWB.