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Burns spent 20 minutes rolling around on the ground alone. He seemed to faint every time someone got within 10 metres of him.

Double your money, Try to get rich.

At some point, you would imagine someone at board level at Chelsea would query whether the rest of the board had any pride or self awareness left. It is beyond embarrasing. Are they so incapable of doing anything for themselves? Their sole strategy seems to be buy anyone at Brighton who seems...

Conrad Softer

I hope you are not including Steven Seagal in that shower of shite. Arguably the finest thespian of his generation. 'Has anybody seen Ritchie?'. Incredible work.

Agreed. It's about generating/clawing back income. If it was about safety or providing a service, it would surely be so much easier to explain matters and get fines cancelled. You would be listened to rather than being stonewalled.

Not as nice as their Ipswiff aftershave.

Why do you care? Go for a walk around the block or knead some dough to get it out of your system. Choose life. Choose a job...

Where did you bury them?

Sloppy Joe B. Apologies. I'll get my coat. And yes, I know he didn't write it.

Are you actually lumping genius Brian Wilson in with Frankie f#cking Valli? That's like putting John Steinbeck and Barbara Cartland together because they have both written books. Steinbeck pales into insignificance when contrasted with Babs.

See if we can quickly change the photo to one of Titus Bramble.

Which is why they don't deserve him. It's best he stays here and further cements his legend status.

You would think Dale Stephens would have better things to do with his time...

I bet he was tempted.

Failing that, he could repaint the Amex roof. 'Gissajob'.

Got to be nonsense. Surely at some point Dunk will sign a new contract with a couple of years extension to his current one. He will then take on another role, even if not day to day, just like Glenn. Lewis is part of the fabric here. United! Ha ha ha.

Who sits on the sofa with a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive, and thinks I know what will get so and so's attention, I'll send them a picture?! The mind boggles.

It's a bit early to form an accurate opinion of Rutter, but from I've seen so far, he seems big, strong and skillful. He glides past players. Reckon he might be decent for us, fingers crossed.

To paraphrase someone from Only Fools and Horses (can't remember which), Jason Manford is to comedy what Ronnie Corbett is to pole vaulting. Sorry, I just never found him funny. Glad you had a good evening though.