Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
'What about a pointed stick?'
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[Humour] Best single line in Comedy
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The Clamp
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“You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in Curry's."
“Calm down, Lynn! You are suffering from minor women’s whiplash”
“Calm down, Lynn! You are suffering from minor women’s whiplash”
- Jul 10, 2003
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The experts’ expert on Give Us A Clue, was Lionel Blair. Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open-mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes!
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
'He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Just a flesh wound
SkirlieWirlie
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- Jan 6, 2024
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Poyningsgull
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- Apr 12, 2007
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I thought my mother was a bad cook, but at least her gravy used to move round a bit.
METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
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Sadly 99% of NSC wont know that. In which case I strongly suggest that Doug and Dinsdale pay them a visit!
- May 8, 2018
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Nigella's Cream Pie
Fingerlickin good
So many in https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/movies/blazing-saddles-transcript/
E.g. Lili von Shtupp (to Sheriff Bart): Tell me, schwarzie … is it true what they say about the way you people are gifted?
[Zipper unzips] Oh, it’s twoo. It’s twoo, it's twoo!
E.g. Lili von Shtupp (to Sheriff Bart): Tell me, schwarzie … is it true what they say about the way you people are gifted?
[Zipper unzips] Oh, it’s twoo. It’s twoo, it's twoo!
My mother's gravy was worse. You could tarmac a 'B' road with it.
[Victoria Wood. Also from her:]
I don't like the cinema. If I want to sit in the dark and be bored for two hours I'll take the bulb out of the toilet.
Seasider78
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- Nov 14, 2004
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The thick of it
"I think we should use the 'carrot and stick' approach. You take a carrot, stick it up his fuckin' arse, followed by the stick, followed by an even bigger, rougher carrot."
"I think we should use the 'carrot and stick' approach. You take a carrot, stick it up his fuckin' arse, followed by the stick, followed by an even bigger, rougher carrot."
And what’s more he knew how to treat a female impersonatorSadly 99% of NSC wont know that. In which case I strongly suggest that Doug and Dinsdale pay them a visit!
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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Cut off their goolies.
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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I wonder if you can help me please, I want to buy a gramophone......
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