Monty, you terrible ****.
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[Humour] Best single line in Comedy
- Thread starter WATFORD zero
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Three from HGTTG
(We are about to jump into hyperspace. It's like being drunk.
What's wrong with that?)
"Ask a glass of water"
"Life is wasted on the living"
"X is not above a little bribery and corruption in much the same way that the sea is not above the sky"
And the one that almost got me banned from NSC when I used it without explaining the context during the Covid Crisis, from the raising the devil episode of Bottom:
"I'm fast losing consc......."
(We are about to jump into hyperspace. It's like being drunk.
What's wrong with that?)
"Ask a glass of water"
"Life is wasted on the living"
"X is not above a little bribery and corruption in much the same way that the sea is not above the sky"
And the one that almost got me banned from NSC when I used it without explaining the context during the Covid Crisis, from the raising the devil episode of Bottom:
"I'm fast losing consc......."
pasty
A different kind of pasty
“Tomato Ted Aubergine Your Potato Wife’s Turnip Dead”
“Whats he got a Wendy house?”
“It was so cold the flame on my lighter froze”
“Whats he got a Wendy house?”
“It was so cold the flame on my lighter froze”
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Another geezer I know, his old man was French and his mum was French...he was a cu.."
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
"We're The Sweeney, son, and we haven't had any dinner. You've kept us waiting, so unless you want a kicking you tell us where those photographs are."
"Get yer trousers on, you're nicked."
"Get yer trousers on, you're nicked."
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Was watching Kojak the other day.
Right at the end, our bald detective taps on the door of the bad guy pretending to be a cat, matey opens and is nicked.
Telly delivers the classic "Meeow Baby" and the credits roll.
Classic.
Right at the end, our bald detective taps on the door of the bad guy pretending to be a cat, matey opens and is nicked.
Telly delivers the classic "Meeow Baby" and the credits roll.
Classic.
Not Andy Naylor
Well-known member
"Would you care for rat? Just the biscuits then Polly."
OR
"So much blood ..."
OR
"So much blood ..."
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Marxo
Well-known member
From Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2024: Here's Maisie Adam with the man who does her hair, Chris McCausland.
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
“Hans….are we the baddies?”
Taybha
Whalewhine
"Dam that guy must really hate oil cans"
METALMICKY
Well-known member
- Jan 30, 2004
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To be fair Flasheart lines should be all over this thread!
If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face!":
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
'Neither, it's for my armpits'
"He's not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed is he?"
'It was bollox'
"He's not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed is he?"
'It was bollox'
A self confessed player of the pink oboe
It’s Mozart’s concerto in D major.
It’s the karaoke version
It’s the karaoke version
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
Leo DiCaprio attended the premiere (of 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood') and by the end, his date was too old for him,” Ricky Gervais
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
'So he flips 'er over and ffffffff...funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and it starts first time and they just drive away'