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[Albion] Thomas Tuchel **Appointed England Manager 15/10/24**



Pavilionaire

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Man of Harveys said:
The most important question is: does he still have his widely rumoured sex dungeon?
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Tuchel = The best Porn Dungeon England manager since Alf Ramsey.
 






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GT49er said:
Can't get beyond 'Meh', I'm afraid. I suppose at a pinch I could expand that to 'underwhelmed'.
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Come on. He's more interesting than m'eh.

Forigne
Supercilious
Petulant
German
Successful
Chelsea
Forrine
Prickley
Condescending
Foriegne
Popular with the players :nono:
 
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Randy McNob said:
thought the FA would have realised after Southgate that you don't need to have a succesfull record at club level to be an effective coach for England,
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Right. He doesn't HAVE to have a successful club record............but you're whole tone is suggesting having one is a bad thing.

This coach has one, why is that an issue?
 












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Justice said:
Even if he won something with England the rest of the world would take the piss haha England only won with a German in charge.
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A first major trophy for 60 years might just soften the blow.
 






vegster

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drew said:
The worst English manager was English, Graham Taylor.
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He was dealt a very bad hand with the players available though.
 








vegster

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I'm loving the announcement on the BBC... " Thomas Tuchel agrees to become England manager "... So, for how long was he thrashed and beaten and incarcerated for before realising his only way out was to " Agree " ?
 


jcdenton08

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hart's shirt said:
Ok, we covered this previously during the Euros. That's simply not true.

With regards to win percentages excluding caretaker managers like Carsley or single game managers like Allardyce, the top 6 are as follows.

Capello 66.7% (28 wins in 42 games)
Southgate 62.7% (64 wins in 102 games)
Ramsey 61.1% (69 wins in 113 games)
Hoddle 60.7% (17 wins in 28 games)
Greenwood 60.0% (33 wins in 55 games)
Eriksson 59.7% (40 wins in 67 games)

With the 2 previous foreign managers in 1st and 6th, you might have to do a bit more convincing here with an argument based on nationality alone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_national_football_team_manager
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Hoddle was the one who got away. We were playing some really nice stuff under him until the… unpleasantness
 


jcdenton08

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ManOfSussex said:
The FA could have appointed Tomasz Schafernaker, so long as they didn't appoint Potter.
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Lynn, idea for a programme.

Thomas Schafernaker manages the England M.E Football Team for a day, trying to keep their energy up and guiding them to glory.

Could call it Thomas Schaferknackered.

Very cheap, could do it in a pub car park
 










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