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5Ways Gull

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2009
1,314
Bridport, Dorset
You, tart, get yer knickers on and make me a cup of tea

Do you get wafers with it.
Of course you don't f@cking wafers with it you cocksucker - Albatross sketch - Monty Python live at Drury Lane

Corbett - This doesn't appear to a good restaurant to come to if you don't like Rook.
Barker - It's not a good restaurant to come to if you do like Rook (I may have misquoted that one)
 






















Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
26,467
Sussex by the Sea
Watch out, here comes the Jolly Green Giant.

That's strange, because I can see you perfectly well from here.
 








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