Write your own Sun World Cup headline

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

"Goering, Goering, Gone!" - Germans self-destruct in penalty shoot-out.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

We have ways of making you walk

Germany bow out of group stages

 

[Tooting Gull]

Jurgen has only got one Ballack - Klinsmann refutes 'one-man team' slur

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Goering, Goering, Gone!" - Germans self-destruct in penalty shoot-out.

My favourite, alongside "Woe De Cologne"



Perhaps

Germans Munchen On Humble Pie
Hosts Forced To Admit "We're Not Good Enough"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We Can See You Sneaking Kraut
Klinsmann's Men Eliminated With A Whimper

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Bosch and Go" - Germans eliminated. "Our defence was a sham and our strikers poo" admits Klinsmann...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Jerry Stinger!
Last Gasp Ecuador Shock Hosts

 

[Tooting Gull]

This may be a stretch....

NINJA TURTLE - Galapagos striker fires Ecuador to victory

 

[Pavilionaire]

"I Quit-o!" Klinsmann bows out after Ecuador defeat.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Ten Pole Tudor" - Igor winner sees Croatia through after Poland red card shame.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Pope's Tackle "Was Huge"
Beaten Italians devastated by USA star Eddie's last ditch block

 

[Pavilionaire]

"You Schwein Steiger!" Bastian saves German bacon with late winner, England eliminated.

 

[Tooting Gull]

TOTTI: SHOW US YOUR TACKLE - Italy star demands more grit

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Grand Old Fluke Of Yorke
Trini Star Dwight Puts Calypso Boys Through

Magic Lamp
Frank scorcher sees off Swedes

Gerr-'Ard!
Stevie Cruncher Leaves Ljungberg Ljimping

Frings Can Only Get Better
Defender's Own Goal Blunder Stuns Klinsmann


England Scuppered By Diving German Sub


It Had To Be U-Boat
More German Penalty Agony For Sven's Men

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Daylight Ribery" Plucky Togo see two goals disallowed then fall to late strike from winger.

 

[Munkfish]

Scotland knock out England

Jason scotland puts england out of world cup after to defeats by sweden and t+t

 

[Pavilionaire]

Munkfish, do you work for the Daily Sport?

 

[Munkfish]

No why?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Czechs bounced

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

"Daylight Ribery" Plucky Togo see two goals disallowed then fall to late strike from winger.