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[Lady Whistledown]

Huth Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Klinsmann?
Chelsea Reserve To Start For Germans

Frings That Make You Go Hmmm
Baffling Late Penalty Sees Hosts Into Semis

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Never Mind The Ballacks, Here's The Cech's Bristols
Shock For Chelsea As Keeper's Sex Change Secret Revealed

Sorry

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Week one

Cr-Ouch!

Head in the clouds striker lets down England. He will not be forgiven for his treason!


Week four

The (not so) Gentle Giant delivers killer blow!

The Sun proudly adopts Peter Crouch for scoring the goal that delivers us safely to the world cup final.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Roon to Manouvre

Rooney fit to face Germans in final

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

They dont like it up 'em

Germany bow out in group stages

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Clocks v Cocks

Switzerland and France to meet in Second round.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Don't Panic, Mr Mainwaring!
Hosts Face Struggle To Qualify After Costa Rica Stalemate

 

[Withnail]

Cole & Campbell In Fisting Shocker

Ashley Cole & Sol Campbell recreate Jesse Owen's Berlin victory salute as Enlgand triumph.

 

[Redhead]

Week one

Cr-Ouch!

Plagerism

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Jesus Saves! But Boa Morte Scores The Rebound
Mexican Keeper's Heroics In Vain As Portugal Through

 

[Leekbrookgull]

USA,plan first strike against Iran.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Week Nought

Sven has finally the plot!

Walcott - only just out of short trousers heads to Germany, without playing in a Premiershiop game. The Sun says Sven is surrendering before the tournament starts.



Week Three

Walcott, what a shot!

Wonderkid comes of age, as the Sun predicted.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Plagerism

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Never Mind The Boruc- Polish Keeper Repels German Attacks

 

[Wardy]

Will Cot by Empty?

Willcott goes missing in expected Child Abduction case

 

[Wardy]

Sven will I See you Again[b/]

Sven refuses to travel with players after Englands shock exit

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Parting Is Such Swede Sorrow
The Sun Says: Super Sven Must Stay After World Cup Glory!

 

[Dez]

Kamikaze Japs Crash out

It's Torture! (...just how they like it!)
Japan 0 v Croatia 0

What a bunch of Burk-as!
(sun comment - lucky they can hide their faces)
Iran 0 Portugal 7

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I Prefer Totti: Sol Campbell's Surprise Tip For World Cup Hot Shot

 

[Pavilionaire]

"WOE DE COLOGNE" - England stinkers crash out of World Cup.