Write your own Sun World Cup headline

[Lady Whistledown]

Japs Eye Brazilian Close Shave- Crunch Clash For Group F Qualification

 

[Barrel of Fun]

So the headline is...

GHANA-SKIN.

I was focusing on the "Banana producing Ghana..."

But no doubt they would evolve it into Ba-Ghana skin or something....

 

[Man of Harveys]

Japs Eye Brazilian Close Shave- Crunch Clash For Group F Qualification

Excellent, the best so far. And far, far too clever for Sun readers/subs.

 

[Tooting Gull]

MANN THE SUBS - Jurgen hammered for ignoring his bench

 

[Redhead]

Saudi you like that - Saudi Arabia cruise to 9 points and top Group H.

 

[Tooting Gull]

ARABIAN FRIGHTS - Spain taken all the way by Saudis

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dutch bid goes up in Smoke
as Serbia canes the hapless Dutch.

USA eye world domination after reaching the Semis

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Rio GRAND - Ferdinand scores last minute SHOCKER to beat Brazil in the final

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tie Me Kanga-Roo Down Sport- Aussies Sunk By Wayne Wonder

 

[1066gull]

OWENO! ENGLAND ARE IN ROOINS!

 

[Redhead]

The Lehmannator - Lehmann Sent Off and 7 Poles in Intensive Care after a disagreement on the positioning of a throw in.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Germany crush Poland, again.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Voodoo you think you are kidding Mr Klinsmann - Togo dump out hosts

Well, that is a qualla headline.
But the earliest those two can meet is the semi-finals.
Togo, didn't they do well?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Rio, Theo Make It Three-O
Ferdinand, Walcott Goals See Off Swedes

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Frogs Vs Dogs


France v South Korea (Koreans eat Dogs)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So Here's To Two Misses, Robinson, Scotland Loves You More Than You Will Know
Keeper Blunders Send England Home

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Hop to it.

Farance qualify for second round.

 

[Redhead]

So Here's To Two Misses, Robinson, Scotland Loves You More Than You Will Know
Keeper Blunders Send England Home

Brilliant

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Ghan into reverse

Italy bow out to Ghama in qualifiers.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Henman and England limp out

Sign our petition to banish them from our green and pleasant land.






Super Saudi go ballistic, the Spanish are atrocious.