Write your own Sun World Cup headline

[Man of Harveys]

"WOE DE COLOGNE" - England stinkers crash out of World Cup.

LOL - absolutely brilliant
(sorry, I'm completely USELESS at thinking up my own ones of these)

 

[Easy 10]

ACHTUNG FRITZ - FOR YOU ZE VURLD CUP IS OVER
Sausage-munching Sour Krauts get their Leiderhosen in a twist as Poles run riot

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"WOE DE COLOGNE" - England stinkers crash out of World Cup.

Quality

On a similar (albeit slightly poorer taste) theme:

England On Trial In Nuremburg:
Sven's Men Face Do Or Die Game

 

[supaseagull]

Sven & Becks in seven in a bed shocker!

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Ich bin ein Frankfurter!" - Crouch tribute to German crowd.

 

[supaseagull]

...or Sventh Heaven(after we beat T&T 7-0!)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Germans Lay Out Towels Early For Second Round
Hosts Ease Through From Soft Group

 

[supaseagull]

....Sweden 0 England 1

Swede revenge!

 

[Man of Harveys]

"WOE DE COLOGNE" - England stinkers crash out of World Cup.

I seriously think that, either for England or their opponents, that is BOUND to get used this summer.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Ich bin ein Hamburger!" - Guy Butters tribute to German crowd.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Ich bin ein bratwurst" Walcott throws a tantrum after being told to stop saying "Are we there yet?"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

They Think It's Hanover- It Is Now

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Lennon Shot
World Stunned By New Boy Aaron's Last Minute Rocket

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The French Resistance foils Germany (Again)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Kraut Of Africa
Angolans On Road Home After Early Defeats

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The African Stars

British PC brigade ban the name "Black Stars"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Bjorn Losers
England Slip Against Swedes AGAIN

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In The Name Of David Hasselhoff, Go Now:
Disappointed Hosts Send Message To Klinsmann

Abba-solutely Awful: More Swedish Pain For Sven's Lacklustre Losers

 

[Everest]

"f***ing Sven cocks-up again"
after Englands early exit

"Nip in the air"
after Junichi Inamoto bags a hat-trick of headers

"Dutch courage"
after Netherlands win the cup

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Goering, Goering, Gone!" - Germans self-destruct in penalty shoot-out.