Would YOU like to be an NSC mod?

[Frutos]

You sound like a man of principle.

You'd be no good as an NSC mod.

Bugger.

 

[vulture]

More chance of 1066 gull shagging Kate and pippa Middleton in a threesome than bozza wanting me as a mod

 

[Bladders]

Don't they just move threads from the Big Board to the Other Stuff?

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I'd do it, but not sure how comfortable you lot would be with a non-Brighton fan as a mod.

 

[MattBackHome]

Outside of issuing bans, what does a mod actually do?

 

[Blackadder]

Outside of issuing bans, what does a mod actually do?

Give warnings, laugh at less fortunate posters and enjoy exclusive access to El P's extensive porn stash.

 

[Razi]

Outside of issuing bans, what does a mod actually do?

Essentially, keeping the peace - much like a Sheriff in the Wild West. Walking into the saloon with a bit of a swagger during a full-on, chair throwing and bar counter sliding fistfight. Fire a couple of shots into the air - followed by a stern but wise look. A sense of normality is resumed as the troublemakers shake hands, and the piano starts playing again.

At least, that's how it works in my head.

 

[Icy Gull]

Bugger.

For what it's worth ( not gonna be much) I think you'd make a decent mod

 

[supaseagull]

Pick me, pick me, pick me

 

[Woodchip]

More chance of 1066 gull shagging Kate and pippa Middleton in a threesome than bozza wanting me to poke him with my pork sword

I'm sure he does want you vulture.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Thought about it last year but decided against putting myself forward as I dont think I have the time. If Im not working then my daughters are demanding attention!

 

[upthealbion1970]

I'd give it a go, but I doubt I'm anywhere near sensible (or grown up) enough

 

[Woodchip]

I'd give it a go, but I doubt I'm anywhere near sensible (or grown up) enough

I'd put you and Frutos down as two potentially quite good Mods.

 

[Commander]

If you've ever been naughty in the slightest then there is literally no chance of you ever becoming a mod.

This is simply because there is a reasonable chance there is stuff about you in the ultra-secret hidden mod area and there's no way I can be arsed to go and look and tidy it up first.

What, even one tiny little infraction? Surely getting people with a bit of form but who are now reformed characters would be a good idea? Like ex gang members who become youth workers. It takes a thief to catch a thief, after all.

Quite why anyone would want to be a mod (unless they were legally responsible for the site) I have no idea. If I was one all I'd do is hand out lifetime bans anyone who disagreed with me.

 

[severnside gull]

From observation, the most effective mods are the ones who "do" the least.

With the exception of occassional flurries of activity caused by deliberate undermining of the site by a small minority plus keeping an eye on spammers, the strength of this site is the extent of the "freedom" it offers users

 

[MattBackHome]

Give warnings, laugh at less fortunate posters and enjoy exclusive access to El P's extensive porn stash.

Where do I sign?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I could always lend a hand and keep an eye out in the wee hours when the other mods are asleep I guess...

I've a pretty clean record I think?

 

[leigull]

I quite like the idea of 'tidying' up the board, merging and moving threads etc, as I am a bit OCD when it comes to clutter and do spend far too much time on here between 9am-5pm!

 

[severnside gull]

More chance of 1066 gull shagging Kate and pippa Middleton in a threesome than bozza wanting me as a mod

Oh shit! Now look what you've started

(Expect imminent plaintive postings from 1066)

 

[Horsham Gull]

I Would be happy to help out but only on a two year contract paying at least £20,000 a week