Women

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Leaving the door wide open,for pursuit of a newer,slightly younger model..every cloud.

Good point, well made

 

[bennibenj]

my wife is amazing, wouldnt change her for the world and is kind and understanding.

ps, she is sitting next to me so will post my real comments tomorrow when she cant see and i cant get a bollocking -oops she has just seen this!!

 

[grummitts gloves]

Funny blokes them women!


Sent from my iPhone using My fingers.

 

[looney]

This thread is like the 1960's never happened.

This pleases me.

 

[HovaGirl]

Why is it they get more unbearable to live with the older they get?

Because their men do, too. And their men get more like giant children the older they get!

 

[looney]

Because their men do, too. And their men get more like giant children the older they get!

Nice sweeping generalisation there. Typical woman.

 

[skipper734]

It was because of the 60's a lot of this has happened. Women were allowed out to get a job, the old Me Tarzan You Jane relationship was allowed to slide and at the beginning of the 70's I started going out with Girls that went to work with briefcases. Previous to this a woman with a posh job was either a hairdresser or worked for Marks and Spencers. It's only gone downhill since then. Oh! And I'm divorced.
Women, Know your Place.

 

[ArcticBlue]

I'm starting to wonder if they've always been annoying but at least originally they were young and fit to compensate.

Yep

 

[perseus]

Why is it they get more unbearable to live with the older they get?

You shouldn't live with a bear, its a strain. And they get grizzly. And you have to be good if you want to be invited to the picnic.

 

[Danny-Boy]

menopause innit

Pronounced "MEN!" "Ohhhhhhhhh" ..pause.

 

[Danny-Boy]

You shouldn't live with a bear, its a strain. And they get grizzly. And you have to be good if you want to be invited to the picnic.

They tried it in Spitzbergen didn't they? I don't think it fancied being roasted.

Or was it a Gay bear looking for a bit of fun?

 

[Danny-Boy]

Watch out for that shortage of breath sound, where she seems like she's get restricted breathing.
A sign of something f***ed-up going on in the bird-brain.

I did that once to Fi Glover live on air on Radio 5 Live. It was when she realised suggesting silly places for people to live with respect to that non-PC comedian Bernard Manning, could also apply to Michael Barrymore living in Poole Dorset.

OR Rotting-Dean come to that.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Why do they give us SHIT when they have there monthlys as though its our FAULT :-(

Is that what your avatar's about to do? Is that a Gus-set Poyet?

 

[HovaGirl]

Nice sweeping generalisation there. Typical woman.

Typical giant kid!

 

[HovaGirl]

I'm starting to wonder if they've always been annoying but at least originally they were young and fit to compensate.

Well, you wouldn't marry a fat old bag, would you, any more that a sweet young thing would marry a grump old man (unless he was loaded).

 

[Danny-Boy]

Typical giant kid!

Typical trying to get the last f**king word all the time.

 

[HovaGirl]

They are trying to perfect the art of nagging you to death

Because you have perfected the art of ignoring all our health n safety rules and all our carefully worked-out timetables!

 

[Daffy Duck]

Typical trying to get the last f**king word all the time.

Oh no we're not!

 

[HovaGirl]

Why can't they be more like us chaps

Because you wouldn't fancy us!

 

[Danny-Boy]

im getting married next year and im just hopeing and praying she dont change the second we get back from our honeymoon!

Please can we revisit this when she does....