Women

[Samej]

I am similarly blessed. My wife (second, first was a nightmare) is my best mate and I love being with her. We both have season tickets for the Amex and she loves watching football.

I knew your misses 20 years ago, back then she had meat and 2 veg

 

[daveinprague]

My girl is 30 yrs younger from completely different culture, and I think very beautiful. I'm prepared to accept any weird ways, although generally I find them to be mostly fecking nuts haha

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Slut Faced Whores

 

[Box of Frogs]

No it doesn't. They are all as mad as a box of frogs, at any age.

Somebody call?

 

[skipper734]

Are you mad or female?

 

[Box of Frogs]

Mad - as a er, Box of Frogs!! Hence the name

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Slut Faced Whores

Bad day at the office then ?

 

[bobby smith]

Why do they give us SHIT when they have there monthlys as though its our FAULT :-(

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

my mrs. is sound as , only gives me shit when i deserve it , is a great mother and my best mate............there are some utter @unts around though , so many of my mates are getting rinsed out at the moment for no other reason than their wives are "bored" well f*** me , all that shyte on the tv has a lot to answer for , funnily enough the ones that have jobs and are able to contribute something to the household budget thus allowing the occasional holiday are much happier than the ones who sit on their arses all day watching the box , drinking coffee and moaning about EVERYTHING everbody knows one of these i'm sure.........never had to deal with the pms thing menopause wont be far away though (if it's coming )

My wife's sister is a classic example of this, every one else are so lucky is the motto. Well in the real world, you seek work' it won't come to you". Even when offered some work, then on comes some sort of ailment

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

My wife's sister is a classic example of this, every one else are so lucky is the motto. Well in the real world, you seek work' it won't come to you". Even when offered some work, then on comes some sort of ailment

Bang on-employers look for seekers

 

[Giraffe]

I hear women friends all the time saying "I did TRY telling him, I made it perfectly clear when I dropped that hint.....(or some obscure clue only women might get, and even then maybe not)".

Why not tell the guy in English, and not 'hints' or 'signs' that he has to be clued up on wtf is going on?
Just effing TELL the man, and not just your wimmin's gossip club?

This, all of this.

 

[dexter]

i would just like to say that , i put a load in the dishwasher and she spat it out ,
that cant be right can it? bloody woman

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Women on other Women-you know you meet a friend you have not seen in years,his partner is absolutely fine and your missus says "don't trust/like her" "just something about her" and your left thinking-what they have a 6,7,8 & 9th sense..

 

[Lethargic]

My wife married me for the man I am and then spends the last 9 years of married life trying to change me to the man she wants me to be. Why will she not accept I am not going to change (some change is acceptable) to meet her expectations. God forbid I ask her to change to meet my expectations.

 

[piersa]

They just verbally prod until you get bored or pissed off.
They cannot seem to understand that there is more than just their way.
They are unreasonable
They are too complicated
They are women.
I wish i was gay.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You lot should hear yourselves

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

It's our fault:

We meet a women (girl) aged 17 and marry her at 21.

Divorced at 28

So at 28 we're free and what do we do? Go to clubs,bars etc to meet more women!!!

When we meet, we marry them, and then moan because we can't play golf!

It's a shame but we love 'em

 

[BadFish]

My wife married me for the man I am and then spends the last 9 years of married life trying to change me to the man she wants me to be. Why will she not accept I am not going to change (some change is acceptable) to meet her expectations. God forbid I ask her to change to meet my expectations.

Your user name is Lethargic and your avatar is Homer Simpson.

Nuthin'.......

Just Sayin'.....

 

[hitony]

They are trying to perfect the art of nagging you to death

Mines not trying..........she has succeeded!!!!

 

[hitony]

You lot should hear yourselves

We probably could........if the females shut up!!!!