Why can't all lesbians be like this?

[El Presidente]

im a voice broker

Does that mean you buy and sell voices?

If so could I buy Jose Mourinho's, the chicks go WILD for his cheeky patter.

 

[bhaexpress]

have you ever heard of the old poker adage " if you dont recognise the sucker at the table, then its you ", food for thought for you mate.

I don't think the expression 'sucker' is not the wisest adjective somebody like you should use. In your mind it's okay but as a non gambler your quote applies to me in no way. Hate to show you up again though.

Interesting how you say you're a 'voice' broker. Must be very tricky for somebody who clearly talks out of his arse. Your farting must be very impressive however.

 

[User removed 4]

Does that mean you buy and sell voices?

If so could I buy Jose Mourinho's, the chicks go WILD for his cheeky patter.

mourinhos went a long time ago, i could get you danny dyer's for a good price though ?

 

[User removed 4]

Interesting how you say you're a 'voice' broker. Must be very tricky for somebody who clearly talks out of his arse. Your farting must be very impressive however.

id stick to the assembly line if i were you, comedy is CLEARLY not your forte.

 

[El Presidente]

mourinhos went a long time ago, i could get you danny dyer's for a good price though ?

I'm a Southwark born boy myself so reckon I could do him already!

 

[User removed 4]

I'm a Southwark born boy myself so reckon I could do him already!

you're from the elephant aren't you ?

 

[bhaexpress]

id stick to the assembly line if i were you, comedy is CLEARLY not your forte.

No, well, I can understand why somebody as witless as you has no sense of humour. It is sad that you cannot give anybody an answer, makes you look like a, let me think ... Liar.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

id stick to the assembly line if i were you, comedy is CLEARLY not your forte.

how many times do you come out with the old 'comedy is not your forte' line ?

feck me it's boring

 

[El Presidente]

you're from the elephant aren't you ?

Yup. Grew up at the Imperial War Museum!

 

[User removed 4]

how many times do you come out with the old 'comedy is not your forte' line ?

feck me it's boring

every time someone is unfunny, you should be used to it.

 

[User removed 4]

No, well, I can understand why somebody as witless as you has no sense of humour. It is sad that you cannot give anybody an answer, makes you look like a, let me think ... Liar.

an answer to what ?

 

[User removed 4]

Yup. Grew up at the Imperial War Museum!

pie and mash at that shop in the cut ?

 

[bhaexpress]

an answer to what ?

 

[User removed 4]

you've just said i cant give anybody an answer , well an answer to what ??

 

[Lokki 7]

pie and mash at that shop in the cut ?

Manzes on Tower Bridge Road much better.

Actually, think it may have closed now anyway.

 

[El Presidente]

pie and mash at that shop in the cut ?

Long time since I was last there!

 

[User removed 4]

Manzes on Tower Bridge Road much better.

harringtons at tooting even better than that , anyway the one in the cut is now a noodle bar, because we need more noodle bars and less good pie and mash shops !

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

every time someone is unfunny, you should be used to it.

quality - you have shown us all the true definition of 'Razor sharp wit'

 

[Lokki 7]

f***ing ETHNICS!

 

[User removed 4]

from under age lesbian affairs to pie and mash in 12 easy pages...quality !