whos you local nut case?

[Cecil]

Fortunately we do not have such undesirables in Lancing.

Surely the title of the thread in respect of Lancing should be "whos you local normal person" ??

 

[Les Biehn]

That was that guy in Hassocks who always used to have a rub and tug in the park.

Is Grizzly Adams still wander round Haywards all hook handed with his little mate?

 

[Scanny]

There can be a few in The Star in Haywards Heath.

 

[Cecil]

There can be a few in The Star in Haywards Heath.

Easy 10 Scanny? Brighton Ha Ha

 

[Sheebo]

Some bloke in the village where i'm from (he's left now) used to go to the local pubs on his bike. He'd then ask woman to PISS on his map and he'd wait for it to dry and then follow the route on his bike (cycle) - this is infact 100% true although it sounds like it isn't!

(no it wasn't CECIL either before anyobne asks)

 

[Cecil]

Some bloke in the village where i'm from (he's left now) used to go to the local pubs on his bike. He'd then ask woman to PISS on his map and he'd wait for it to dry and then follow the route on his bike (cycle) - this is infact 100% true although it sounds like it isn't!

(no it wasn't CECIL either before anyobne asks)

Never bumped into him mate.........

 

[Scanny]

Some bloke in the village where i'm from (he's left now) used to go to the local pubs on his bike. He'd then ask woman to PISS on his map and he'd wait for it to dry and then follow the route on his bike (cycle) - this is infact 100% true although it sounds like it isn't!

(no it wasn't CECIL either before anyobne asks)

f***ing love it!

Best post I have read to date!

 

[Sheebo]

It is 100% true mate - Ozzy his name was - used to live in Punnetts Town and sing whilst cycling through the village - loudly and oddly.

 

[Cecil]

It is 100% true mate - Ozzy his name was - used to live in Punnetts Town and sing whilst cycling through the village - loudly and oddly.

Fozzy?? !!!!

 

[Sheebo]

Harsh!

 

[smiler]

I know exactly who you are talking about and that footpath that takes you to the Jack and Gill pub.

If i remember right he was called wierd Tony.

Still doing it - say him yesterday about 14-30

 

[footychick]

There can be a few in The Star in Haywards Heath.

I used to work there

 

[footychick]

I love Bernadette. She sits outsite the Co-op all day waiting for me to come out. Mmmmmm Bernadette.

Blimey, is she still about?

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Shoreham has Blessid. The loveable rasta who doesn't stop singing as he walks around town stoned off his head.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Some bloke in the village where i'm from (he's left now) used to go to the local pubs on his bike. He'd then ask woman to PISS on his map and he'd wait for it to dry and then follow the route on his bike (cycle) - this is infact 100% true although it sounds like it isn't!

(no it wasn't CECIL either before anyobne asks)

Maybe he got unlucky with the final piss donation & ended up cycling off a cliff?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

I remember as a child in Hurstpierpoint in the 80's a strange woman who apparently was an ex-actress, according to my parents, who used to walk around the village with her face completely white with some king of face/grease paint. Put the fear of god into me.

 

[algie]

I remember as a child in Hurstpierpoint in the 80's a strange woman who apparently was an ex-actress, according to my parents, who used to walk around the village with her face completely white with some king of face/grease paint. Put the fear of god into me.

My god i remember her.Talk about bringing back memories that i nearly forgot.She use to live in St Georges Retreat when it was in operation.
I must know you then?

 

[Strike]

If I remember rightly the authorities found she was very rich when she died and in fact a lot of her bags were full of cash. she used to live in the woods along the A264 between Horsham and Crawley

Saw her once as a kid walking through park near the football stadium, not sure about money bit, but apparently her husband died young and she like never completely got over it.

 

[charlieoatway]

I miss the nutters, when we moved from Brighton to Bristol, all the nutters disappeared.

Maybe the south coast has more than anywhere else, do they keep moving, get to the sea can't get any further so stay wandering up and down the sea front.

In my 6 years of being in Bristol, only know one, a deaf cowboy who lives at the city farm and tells you all the animals names, incorrectly i might add, my kids have put him right a few times.

 

[jamie1972]

Does anyone remember the loon who used to stand by the roundabout outside the graveyard near Findon? Used to dress up like a 30's toff in boater and striped jacket etc, cigarette holder, white gloves, waving at the traffic.

Proper nut job but a certain style.