Who raped Jordan allegedly.

[Mendoza]

I'm not CONVINCED that Alex Higgins is Scottish...

I made it up, much like she did












what?

 

[Mendoza]

give me some more catagories for Katie Price bingo

rules are, it has to be a story in the newspapers in the next few weeks

She wasnt raped
AIDs
Cancer
Tumour
Peter's Kids arent his
Never loved Pete
Pregnant with Alexs kid
Had abortion whilst pregnant with Alex's kid
Pregnant with another bloke father
Became pregnant when raped
Close family bereavement
Extended family bereavement
Celebrity dies, she claims they were best friends
Gluttony
Parents beat her as a child
She is actually a man
Her breasts are real

 

[hans kraay fan club]

All of them.

[except the last one, obviously].

 

[wellquickwoody]

give me some more catagories for Katie Price bingo

rules are, it has to be a story in the newspapers in the next few weeks

She wasnt raped
AIDs
Cancer
Tumour
Peter's Kids arent his
Never loved Pete
Pregnant with Alexs kid
Had abortion whilst pregnant with Alex's kid
Pregnant with another bloke father
Became pregnant when raped
Close family bereavement
Extended family bereavement
Celebrity dies, she claims they were best friends
Gluttony
Parents beat her as a child
She is actually a man
Her breasts are real

She has always loved me.

(God, I hope not!)

 

[wellquickwoody]

give me some more catagories for Katie Price bingo

rules are, it has to be a story in the newspapers in the next few weeks

She wasnt raped
AIDs
Cancer
Tumour
Peter's Kids arent his
Never loved Pete
Pregnant with Alexs kid
Had abortion whilst pregnant with Alex's kid
Pregnant with another bloke father
Became pregnant when raped
Close family bereavement
Extended family bereavement
Celebrity dies, she claims they were best friends
Gluttony
Parents beat her as a child
She is actually a man
Her breasts are real

Been spitroasted by Ronnie Cobett and Bruce Forsyth

 

[beorhthelm]

no one. i cant believe someone with stubbon and independent nature of Price would be raped, and then not report it. its rather sad that shes run this story then used it to score points with Andre.

Definatly reckon the next story from her will be pregnant by Alex.

 

[Seagullible]

give me some more catagories for Katie Price bingo

rules are, it has to be a story in the newspapers in the next few weeks

She wasnt raped
AIDs
Cancer
Tumour
Peter's Kids arent his
Never loved Pete
Pregnant with Alexs kid
Had abortion whilst pregnant with Alex's kid
Pregnant with another bloke father
Became pregnant when raped
Close family bereavement
Extended family bereavement
Celebrity dies, she claims they were best friends
Gluttony
Parents beat her as a child
She is actually a man
Her breasts are real

eating disorder

 

[Acker79]

Like f***.

RC could be in and out before she even noticed.

Ronnie Corbett could probably walk in and out before she even noticed.

 

[Pavilionaire]

PC Plum is also vaguely Jocko and, as a man, is really the only suspect with any legs as far as Balamory is concerned.

You can't discount Spencer. He may SOUND American but if Chris Iwelumo can play for Scotland anything possible. AND she's got previous, i.e. Dwight Yorke. Hmmm...

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Debbie Mcgee

 

[Gritt23]

Was it Russ Abbott in disguise as one of his classic characters?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You can't discount Spencer. He may SOUND American but if Chris Iwelumo can play for Scotland anything possible. AND she's got previous, i.e. Dwight Yorke. Hmmm...

The only flaw in your theory is that Spencer..whilst he now lives on a remote Scottish Island only accessible by boat is - in point of fact- an African American - he is definitely not identifiable as a Jocko. I am sure that Jordan would not have thought of him as a Jocko, certainly not if he molested her in a park in Brighton 20 years ago.

Frankly I find the idea of a black man being accepted readily as a a painter and decorator into such a community as simply ludicrous but, then again, the ethnic Makeup of the children in the Nursery is a tad far fetched as well.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Apparently Twitter users could be sued for defamation for stating who " supposedly "
raped Jordan ( Not Katie Price I see )
You lot could be next.......................... To be sued not raped.obviously!

 

[Box of Frogs]

The entire adult male crowd at the last Celtic v Rangers match

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Apparently Twitter users could be sued for defamation for stating who " supposedly "
raped Jordan ( Not Katie Price I see )
You lot could be next.......................... To be sued not raped.obviously!

I reckon theres about 1 million odd people speculating online as we speak so it'll take a while to get to a Brighton forum.

Can you really be done for "speculating" about anything...how stupid is that?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The bloke in BALAMORY that lives in the pink castle?

I think Andre would have been his preferred target.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Agreed. Pink castle indeed! Archie would most definitely fancy taking Andre up the PC Plum...

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

Virgo??

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Virgo??

No, Taurus.

 

[bhaexpress]

Don't worry, she'll cry all the way to the bank.