Who raped Jordan allegedly.

[little al]

Does anyone actually think she would actually say no to sex?

 

[The Spanish]

Apart from among your own faggy clique, none of you came out of that looking exactly 'bright', so don't kid yourself.
Kid your buddies

faggy clique! who is that then?


what is the story? Allegedly you asked a strangers kid to remove items of clothing or something?

 

[Trigger]

I'm just wondering why a thread about some crusty old talentless saggy wench has over 180 replies.

 

[vegster]

Surely the alleged "rape" was merely a business opportunity ? She's made more money again now out of this so perhaps, it was a form of prostitution ?

If she had gotten shagged and got nothing out of it, she could thsn cry rape ?

 

[NMH]

faggy clique! who is that then?


what is the story? Allegedly you asked a strangers kid to remove items of clothing or something?

I would like to say you should have quit while you were ahead, bit you have never reached that giddy status.
Some might say "good old Spanish, you really put the record straight, there".
Others would tell the truth.

And your mate's 'popbitch' sorry assessment over a potentially violated girl basically eclipsed his and your attempts, before they even got off the ground.

 

[The Spanish]

I would like to say you should have quit while you were ahead, bit you have never reached that giddy status.
Some might say "good old Spanish, you really put the record straight, there".
Others would tell the truth.

And your mate's 'popbitch' sorry assessment over a potentially violated girl basically eclipsed his and your attempts, before they even got off the ground.

do they make Hi Vis straightjackets?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Spanish..part of the "right on clique"

oh my f***ing sides..NMH..what a prize gobshite...

hahahahahahahahahah

 

[The Spanish]

Spanish..part of the "right on clique"

oh my f***ing sides..NMH..what a prize gobshite...

hahahahahahahahahah

You mean I am not in the gang after all? Fucks sake. I had just bought a man bag on the back of it.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You mean I am not in the gang after all? Fucks sake. I had just bought a man bag on the back of it.

Heres the Checklist:

Man Bag
Hair Straighteners
Tresemme Hair Laquer
Adidas trainers
Retro T shirt with a big Number on it
Jeans too big for you
Bottled lager

 

[The Spanish]

Heres the Checklist:

Man Bag
Hair Straighteners
Tresemme Hair Laquer
Adidas trainers
Retro T shirt with a big Number on it
Jeans too big for you
Bottled lager

Man Bag - hmm Spar today
Hair Straighteners - hahahaha
Tresemme Hair Laquer - as above
Jeans too big for you - no such thing


I also need

Iphone
mac laptop
smart car/2cv/new mini (or something with decent fuel consumption in a pastel colour) that I share with my mrs
to be allowed in lock ins in the basketmakers

at the very least

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Man Bag - hmm Spar today
Hair Straighteners - hahahaha
Tresemme Hair Laquer - as above
Jeans too big for you - no such thing


I also need

Iphone
mac laptop
smart car/2cv/new mini (or something with decent fuel consumption in a pastel colour) that I share with my mrs
to be allowed in lock ins in the basketmakers

at the very least

I hate to say this but there does seem to be a pattern emerging here..

You could also add in

Earphones that are far too big
Wearing a suit jacket and jeans
No socks
Wayfarer sunglasses
beanie hats
wearing a scarf but no coat on cool days

 

[The Spanish]

I hate to say this but there does seem to be a pattern emerging here..

You could also add in

Earphones that are far too big
Wearing a suit jacket and jeans
No socks
Wayfarer sunglasses
beanie hats
wearing a scarf but no coat on cool days

scarf has to have Morinhio knot

converse and skinny jeans

thin tie and check shirt

quiff

 

[Mackenzie]

Heres the Checklist:

Man Bag
Hair Straighteners
Tresemme Hair Laquer
Adidas trainers
Retro T shirt with a big Number on it
Jeans too big for you
Bottled lager

So you've met my brother then

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

So you've met my brother then

I possibly AM your brother.

 

[The Ringleader]

I'm just wondering why a thread about some crusty old talentless saggy wench has over 180 replies.

NHM v Spanish is always worth looking at an the people end up saying a random name who might have raped jordan

 

[NMH]

NHM v Spanish is always worth looking at an the people end up saying a random name who might have raped jordan

It's brilliant isn't it - I've only got to give one of them a little chat, and the little hive of hairdresser-types all mince out of their closets.

Ooow look, here they are; the Camp Squad, practicing for the next 'naughty sortie'.
Can you name them ALL?

[yt]P0dWo31hwpI[/yt]

 

[The Spanish]

It's brilliant isn't it - I've only got to give one of them a little chat, and the little hive of hairdresser-types all mince out of their closets.

Ooow look, here they are; the Camp Squad, practicing for the next 'naughty sortie'.
Can you name them ALL?

[yt]P0dWo31hwpI[/yt]

i can hazard a guess at the name of one of the uniformed goons enjoying mindless order taking.

 

[Iamapen15]

Was it Phil McHunt? :gossip: