Who here's a WINNER?

[Yorkie]

I've got a 100% record of watching the Albion WIN at Selhurst.
That must make me a winner.

 

[zefarelly]

All this talk of life's successes and no sign of dwayne

which means we're all winners

 

[CHAPPERS]

It doesn't count unless you type WINNER in CAPITALS.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am the biggest winner I know. I own my own 3 bed end of terrace in the fashionable Brighton suburb called Southwick. I drive a sporty convertible MG , I have impeccible taste in music and films, I am very good and successful at my job and I have a lovely lady on my arm who thinks I am great and I regularly cane the bookies.

You too could be like me one day Chappers.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

A winner/WINNER is someone who achieves great things but never feels the insecure need to spout off about them. Like the guy on that car ad when asked "And what was it that you said you do?" and he replies (after leaving an appropriate silence) "I didn't"

Therefore almost all on this thread need not apply

 

[CHAPPERS]

You too could be like me one day Chappers.

But I don't want to be a complete and utter TOOL.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

But you already are Chappers

 

[Meade's Ball]

I am the biggest winner I know.

You are the only person you know. And you're not even that fond of yourself. The lady on your arm is a man dressed as your mother that you hire. He's not even elegant. You work as a greengrocer and have a stall. Your hotdog van broke down and you couldn't afford to fix it. Still, you ate frankfurters for 6 weeks, so it wasn't all bad. When you get home at night, you unzip your tent and read last week's racing results on the newspaper that is your eider down. You've learnt to control the frozen whimpers in the dark. In your sleep, you dream of being a big-willied sheikh with a golden Rolls Royce and some slaves. When you awake, you've wet your Racing Post and the string holding your trousers up is being nibbled by a rat.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

But you already are Chappers

It's all kicking off in the WINNERS enclosure!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

in the fashionable Brighton suburb called Southwick.

Since when has southwick been fashionable

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Meade - The GG lovefest really must end, its getting embarrassing now. I will not go out with you , take no for answer will you

 

[CHAPPERS]

Stop f***ing with my WINNERS thread, Gwubber you MONG.


You clearly aren't a WINNER because I decide who is and who isn't now DO ONE you TWATOGRAM.

 

[Meade's Ball]

take no for answer will you

will take no for answer, Big um Chief.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Meade you are so clever arn't you

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What do you have to do to be a chappers winner

 

[Simster]

Don't tell him CHAPPERS.

 

[Bluejuice]

I'm a WINNER cause I'm moving into a lovely house in Kemptown and I'm not even gay

::WINNER::

 

[Braders]

LA-WHOO-SER-HER i'm afraid

 

[Hungry Joe]

I recently won £7 on a scratchcard so I think I still qualify. I shall reinvest the sum into 7 more scratchcards and see how long my winning roll will go on for. The last time I did this it lasted about three weeks. Oh yes, I know how to live in the fast lane me, WINNER!

 

[Simster]

Although I'm still a winner I'm not in MAX's class. I failed to make an appearance at Wycombe away once.



On the other hand, I have just built in my surround sound and amplifier system running speaker wire under floorboards and stuff and successfully hooking up my SQUEEZEBOX to my amp for a seemless wireless media experience. :winner: