You're almost certainly older than me, so I wasn't calling you son in a patronising way. I use it because I'm an idiot who's a sucker for shit phrases and words that stick!
And in response to the second point, your first post to me this evening called me a TWAT. What basis did you have for that?
To say that in my first post might have been harsh but you've certainly earn't it since. (See your last post).
Me being Alan's brother has actually got very little do with why I'm acting like this, and everything to do with what Alan does (read El Pres post). And if you read my earlier repsonse, I don't need to stick up for him and he won't thank for me it anyway, he'll tell me I'm an idoit for wading in.