Whats the best Mid-Sussex town?

[Scotty Mac]

Samuel Hextall, winner of the television series Paris Hilton's British Best Friend lives in the hill

f*** YES

 

[Gully]

Unfortunately, one that features a lot of inbreeding, low-lifes and chavs.
And you.

There ought to be culling.

Wouldn't go as far as the culling, but I am in total agreement about the inbreeding...this country needs to adopt a policy that forces everyone to marry someone who wasn't born here, thus adding depth to the genetic pool!

 

[ali jenkins]

Samuel Hextall, winner of the television series Paris Hilton's British Best Friend lives in the hill

"Burgess Hill, new home to the GAYS"

 

[NMH]

Wouldn't go as far as the culling, but I am in total agreement about the inbreeding...this country needs to adopt a policy that forces everyone to marry someone who wasn't born here, thus adding depth to the genetic pool!

I am with you on that - but I would like to pick a mixed-race of a Brazillian/Scandanavian/Asian bird.

 

[wigman]

I am with you on that - but I would like to pick a mixed-race of a Brazillian/Scandanavian/Asian bird.

Rumour has it that you live in Henfield,why have you not nominated that as the best Mid-Sussex town?

 

[jakarta]

Rumour has it that you live in Henfield,why have you not nominated that as the best Mid-Sussex town?

Not allowed by the rules apparently, if it was then Horsham would have run away with it.....

 

[wigman]

Not allowed by the rules apparently, if it was then Horsham would have run away with it.....

Horsham is a great town which i am paying a visit to next Saturday.

 

[jakarta]

Horsham is a great town which i am paying a visit to next Saturday.

I don't live there but it is my favourite town in Sussex with some excellent pubs, three microbreweries and Sussex CCC's friendliest venue.











Pity it so close to Crawley but on the whole there is a lack of chav things to do so they stay out of the place.......

 

[Gully]

I am with you on that - but I would like to pick a mixed-race of a Brazillian/Scandanavian/Asian bird.

That would be a stunning mix...smallish, blonde haired and with a Samba-like rythmn...the possiblities would be endless!!!

 

[Gully]

Horsham is a great town which i am paying a visit to next Saturday.

Pity their number one football team are living in exile!

 

[wigman]

I don't live there but it is my favourite town in Sussex with some excellent pubs, three microbreweries and Sussex CCC's friendliest venue.

Spot on quote mate,
Excellent pubs,love the cricket ground and your right about the chavs,although its close to Crawley there are hardly any to be seen.

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

Pity their number one football team are living in exile!

Having been shafted by a bunch of NIMBYs in a 'slightly declining' neighbourhood! Well the streets either side of previously proposed new stadium.

Sound familiar?

HCQ

 

[NMH]

Rumour has it that you live in Henfield,why have you not nominated that as the best Mid-Sussex town?

I don't live in Henfield or a town, plus it's not an option in this poll anyway (and Horsham would have more cause for comparison with the two listed, anyway).

 

[Giraffe]

Absolutley gobsmacked this is so close!! The Heath pisses all over Buggers Hole in my view. Have visited both quite a lot over the last few years and Burgess Hill is truly horrid. Haywards Heath quite nice. Really poles apart.

 

[drew]

Haywards Heath is so great that it's best school upped sticks and moved south! HH now only has one secondary school which is low down in the rankings but BH has three good ones.

Leisure wise, BH is far ahead of HH. It also has far superior pubs although HH has a clutch of better bars. However, that is merely by design of the local authority.

It has to be said that HH is blessed with Dodge City, the flat roof council estate which is falling down and is the worst you are ever likely to see. Tesco's beats Sainsbury if only on price and it's a damn quicker to get to Withdean/Falmer from BH than it is from HH.

I believe Mickey Adams (the legendary one rather than the last one) lived in BH as did God (zamora). HH boast FDM who, whilst a good keeper, only parks on double yellows in the middle of town.

At the end of the day, if you're going to do a pub crawl, you do it in BH.

BH = Weald, Woolpack, Brewers, Railway, Top House, Junction, Watermill, Windmill, Kings Head, Jacobs Post (Hogshead) and the Potters.

HH = Burrell, Heath, the Star and that one down America Lane (used to be the Pilgrim). The Dolphin is a glorified restaurant, as is the Fox and Hounds. Hayworth closed, Ugly Duck closed, The Sussex now a carpet shop.

Nuff said.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Out the two I have had better days/nites out in BHill than HH. So that gets my vote.

Plus HH is full of prententious wankers/pointlessly posh.

 

[Sillwood]

Lewes?

 

[Guilligomarc'h Gully]

Lewes?

Lewes is East. How about Crawley?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Herpes or Syphilis?