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What americanisms do you hate?











Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,625
Americans pronouncing any of the following - Herbs, Tomato, Vitamins, Moscow, Basil, Tuna. The most ridiculous of which is 'Herbs' which they pronounce 'Erbs'!! Where's the friggin 'H'?
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Locky said:
When they say "can I get a beer"
instead of please may I have

I had that one explained to me by an American who was quite pissed off at the way we ask!. When you say "can I have" they assume you don't want to pay:ohmy: apparently
 




bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,335
Dubai
Cheeky Monkey said:
"You know and he was kinda like 'okay' and I was kinda like, well yeah...."


And then he's like to me WHAT EVAH and I'm like as if! to him like y'know...

Yeah and so but like EVERY sentence like... goes up at the end? Like it's a QUESTION? And like there's like, y'know, loadsa EMPHASIS, with liddle like... PAUSES in fron' of 'em, like EVERYWHERE? Mmm mmm ummm mmm yeah guh'fren', I is so not diggin' that jive. Yknow? WhatEVAH....
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,681
at home
like


as in...." It was like , so good"

From that fecking friends series. What a load of old poo
 






jmc

New member
Jul 11, 2003
1,270
Portslade
how can you lot slag off americans, yes there are some differences, but listen to geordies, taffs, scousers, jocks, cockneys, yokils - a lot of them don't speak Queens English never mind another country - next you'll be complaining that the French speak French! It is another country, their language their rules...

BUT SOCCER FFS - that is bad!:p
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Well, there's few things I can think of. My Wife's ex husband being one. The whole of the immigration service. But the most annoying being the notion that they speak English. If that was the case how come so many of them can't understand English (as I, an Englishmen, speak it).
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
jmc said:
how can you lot slag off americans, yes there are some differences, but listen to geordies, taffs, scousers, jocks, cockneys, yokils - a lot of them don't speak Queens English never mind another country - next you'll be complaining that the French speak French! It is another country, their language their rules...

BUT SOCCER FFS - that is bad!:p

Actually it's 'Sackuh'.
 


REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
jmc said:
how can you lot slag off americans, yes there are some differences, but listen to geordies, taffs, scousers, jocks, cockneys, yokils - a lot of them don't speak Queens English never mind another country - next you'll be complaining that the French speak French! It is another country, their language their rules...


Hooray someone whos not Zenophobic has posted some sense !!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 


jmc

New member
Jul 11, 2003
1,270
Portslade
redland said:
Hooray someone whos not Zenophobic has posted some sense !!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

is that "zen"ophobc or "Zeen"ophobic - sorry to sound thick but what does it mean anyway.....just so I know if your insulting or praising me :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 




Hungry Joe.

New member
Mar 5, 2004
1,231
British Upper Beeding
redland said:
Hooray someone whos not Zenophobic has posted some sense !!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

It's Xenophobic actually. Being irritated by the way our beautiful language has been bastardised by another country doesn't make one racist. Get a dictionary.
 


REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
I should have spelt it xenophobia

Definition: [adj] suffering from xenophobia; having abnormal fear or hatred of the strange or foreign
 




Hungry Joe.

New member
Mar 5, 2004
1,231
British Upper Beeding
redland said:
I should have spelt it xenophobia

Definition: [adj] suffering from xenophobia; having abnormal fear or hatred of the strange or foreign

That's better. Does South Croydon count as foreign or strange?

IT'S ALL GOOD STUFF DEAR
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,146
Location Location
That stupid f***ing thing american woman do with their necks when they're arguing with someone - they kind of face forward and shift their heads from side to side as if they're Egyption, before uttering some banility like "talk to the HAND".
 


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