Welcome to our newest member, Smithers-Jones

[chips and gravy]

I learnt it from the Simpsons. And Casino.

I think.

I know - that's what Bart said when being bollocked after shoplifting. The security chief asked him the very same question.

I'll get my anorak

 

[Muttley]

Ah you've made me feel so welcome!!! Even Easy 10!!

 

[London Irish]

Shame you didn't read my PM about this 'joke' before you posted then...

It's a new term and a bright fresh-faced arrival at the Safeway School of Excuses.....

 

[Easy 10]

Ah you've made me feel so welcome!!! Even Easy 10!!

You're in safe hands. I'm a big soppy old pussycat really.

 

[Easy 10]

It's a new term and a bright fresh-faced arrival at the Safeway School of Excuses.....

I have yet to find this fabled school of excuses. To which thread should I be directed ?

 

[SussexSpur]

I understood everything about this except 'Capiche?' Good job I didn't otherwise I'd still have nil posts

A favourite word from mob movies.

Capire is the Italian verb "to understand"..
Its present conjugation is,
io capisco (I understand)
tu capisci (you understand)
lui capisce (he, she, it understands)

Capisce?

Ah - gotsingool to the lot of you.

 

[Titanic]

titanic .... i´m going to ask for this at my brothers wedding reception.....

hows the wife and home?

bring on the owls

Fantastic idea Loco! not sure how TLC will take to it though - and I doubt it featurs on the Grand playlist.

Bring on the Owls and the French !!!

Love to all in Mayen!

 

[loco61]

saturdays boys live life with insults
drink lots of beer and wait for half time results

1-1 at Hillsboro

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I think the lack of posts from new members could be something to do with the fact that I make a point of PM'ing each and every new member with the following message:

So you've got a signon for NSC have you ? Think you're clever eh ? Reckon you know about the Albion, and can keep up with the banter ? Well here's a word of advice for you, sunshine. We don't like "newbies" here. Your postcount means you know nothing about anything on this board. Don't try coming on here with your friendly patter - it won't work. You are thick. You are scum. You will be ignored. Now f*** off onto some other messageboard where amoeba and fungus like you swarm like flies around shit, and don't you even think of posting on here. Capiche ?

I was thinking of changing it around a bit, but I think it gets the message across anyway. Right ?

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