Welcome to our newest member, Smithers-Jones

[Seagullmatt]

time to stop being a virgin, it's my first time

Was it good for you?

 

[seagull over spain]

Hi everyone

Not as painfull as i thought

 

[Biscuit]

Hi everyone

Not as painfull as i thought

You were on Crabtree's list on non posters!


hello.

 

[Seagullmatt]

Welcome everybody who's recently registered. I haven't been on here to long myself but I'm sad enough to have almost a 1000 posts.

Just take anything posted with a pinch of salt and you'll soon be on your way.

 

[Muttley]

Well I suppose I might as well break my duck and say Hi!

 

[Spicy]

Hi Muttley, and Happy Birthday.

 

[Yorkie]

Happy Birthday Muttley

Hope your experience here isn't dastardly






coat

 

[Muttley]

I hope not - otherwise I'll deserve a medal, medal (he! he! he!)

 

[Seagullmatt]

Did you ever catch that pigeon?

 

[Muttley]

Nope!!!! But I'm about to celebrate my first postings (& birthday)

 

[Seagullmatt]

Happy birthday Muttley. This is my 999th post. What thread should I use my 1000th post on?

 

[albiongirl]

Hello and have fun!! Happy Birthday Muttley

 

[Strike]

Happy birthday muttley

 

[Kenhead]

Hapopy birthday muttley

 

[Juan Albion]

Hello Smithers-Jones!

Did you ever find that car you were looking for?

 

[loco61]

put on the kettle and make some tea
its all a part of feeling groovie
put on your slippers turn on the tv
its al a part of feeling groovie
its time to relax, now you´ve worked your arse off
but the only one smiling is the sun tanned boss
work and work and work till yu die
there´s plenty more fish in the sea to fry


...............

titanic .... i´m going to ask for this at my brothers wedding reception.....

hows the wife and home?

bring on the owls

 

[Zebedee]

Delete them I say. They have probably forgotten there logons anyway.

Yep, cut out the dead wood.

 

[Braders]

happy birthday muttley

 

[chips and gravy]

I think the lack of posts from new members could be something to do with the fact that I make a point of PM'ing each and every new member with the following message:

So you've got a signon for NSC have you ? Think you're clever eh ? Reckon you know about the Albion, and can keep up with the banter ? Well here's a word of advice for you, sunshine. We don't like "newbies" here. Your postcount means you know nothing about anything on this board. Don't try coming on here with your friendly patter - it won't work. You are thick. You are scum. You will be ignored. Now f*** off onto some other messageboard where amoeba and fungus like you swarm like flies around shit, and don't you even think of posting on here. Capiche ?

I was thinking of changing it around a bit, but I think it gets the message across anyway. Right ?

I understood everything about this except 'Capiche?' Good job I didn't otherwise I'd still have nil posts

 

[Easy 10]

I understood everything about this except 'Capiche?'

I learnt it from the Simpsons. And Casino.

I think.