Welcome to our newest member, Smithers-Jones

[Meade's Ball]

Hello Smithers.
We are all very lonely people. Please make us happy.

 

[Smithers-Jones]

Ah my first insult from Looney!!

 

[Jambo Seagull]

Wasn't "Smithers-Jones" an album track by The Jam? If I'm not mistaken, it was on Setting Sons.

Viz quotes from the song in Titanic and Brovian's posts.

 

[Braders]

They are no life saddo's, they live here.

surely that makes you one too?

 

[Smithers-Jones]

Smithers-Jones was indeed on Setting Sons. It was also the B-side of When You're Young

 

[Seagullmatt]

I think the lack of posts from new members could be something to do with the fact that I make a point of PM'ing each and every new member with the following message:

So you've got a signon for NSC have you ? Think you're clever eh ? Reckon you know about the Albion, and can keep up with the banter ? Well here's a word of advice for you, sunshine. We don't like "newbies" here. Your postcount means you know nothing about anything on this board. Don't try coming on here with your friendly patter - it won't work. You are thick. You are scum. You will be ignored. Now f*** off onto some other messageboard where amoeba and fungus like you swarm like flies around shit, and don't you even think of posting on here. Capiche ?

I was thinking of changing it around a bit, but I think it gets the message across anyway. Right ?

You must have missed me then, maybe you were out that day.

 

[Jambo Seagull]

When You're Young

Chosen by me recently as one of the songs with the best introduction ever. Mind you just about every Jam single from that era had a memorable beginning.

 

[looney]

surely that makes you one too?

No I am here experimenting on my lab rats...all of YOU.


You are here because you have no real friends outside cyberspace Bradders you Muppet.


your welcome SJ.Its good to nail a "firstposter".

 

[Braders]

No I am here experimenting on my lab rats...all of YOU.
You are here because you have no real friends outside cyberspace Bradders you Muppet.

yeah fair point

 

[aftershavedave]

The delay in posting was due to waiting for the confirmation e-mail from the mod team to say I could.

/B]

of course it wouldn't have been from the rockers team now would it...

 

[Seagullmatt]

its weird that people sign up but then never post, I mean you dont need to sign up to view the board so why bother signing up? strange!

Perhaps we should have a Sticky introductions thread so that people can introduce themselves. After the initial post then maybe they will post more often instead of fading into obscurity.

 

[Easy 10]

Dammit.
It would appear my powers of intimidation are steadily diminishing. First Seagullmatt slips the net, and now this latest abomination starts getting all chummy on here as well.

My days of policing the quality control on here are clearly numbered.

 

[looney]

This thread is filling up with tards.............

 

[Easy 10]

Perhaps we should have Sticky introductions

"sticky introductions" eh ?
I dunno what kind of social life you like to lead Seagullmatt, but you can leave your SICK social conventions at the door before coming in here, you PREV.

 

[Smithers-Jones]

Don't worry Easy 10, this "abomination" can be just as sarcastic and foul-mouthed as most on here! My mum always raised me to be nice to people when I first meet them though.

 

[looney]

Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Shush!

 

[Seagullmatt]

"sticky introductions" eh ?
I dunno what kind of social life you like to lead Seagullmatt, but you can leave your SICK social conventions at the door before coming in here, you PREV.

Can't beat a good sticky introduction!

Your the Prev for taking my completly innocent post and turning it into something sordid.

Prev.

 

[Smithers-Jones]

Why? Would I be able to hear the wind whistling through your empty head!

 

[looney]

Why? Would I be able to hear the wind whistling through your empty head!

I bet youve been working on that one for months genius, Pipe the f*** down Einstien before I f***ing power punch you till your dumber than braders7. Is that clear Binky?

 

[Smithers-Jones]

You say the sweetest things!