Unusual FACTS about NSC'ers

[watsongooal]

...and whats that gotta do with NSC'ers exactly?!

Stevie Wonder often comes on and reads the site, but cant log in as someone mixed the keys around on his keyboard

 

[Marc]

haha fair dos'

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Referee is really an albino pygmy from the Umbangu tribe of vegetarian hunters from the Upper Volta.

FACT

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Referee is really an albino pygmy from the Umbangu tribe of vegetarian hunters from the Upper Volta.

FACT

Theatre of trees thinks he can play in goal...yet let in (hmm, lets say quite a few) when I've reffed.

DODGEE KEEPARGHHHH

Can't think of any UNUSUAL stuff

 

[El Presidente]

"Beach Hut" is Romanian for Hippopotamus


FACT

 

[Blackadder]

"Beach Hut" is an anagram of "THE CHUBA"

FACT

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Virgo's Haircuts waist measurement is 120" and he is OFFICIALLY the fattest man in Sussex FACT

Isn't there a RAILWAY message board that you people can use?

 

[Strike]

Neal Coopers Barmy Army, is actully a MI5 spy. Spying on all things Albion.

 

[Pikey]

:braders:

 

[NMH]

and he's not actually a Gillingham fan at all

 

[Pikey]

Wanna bet?

 

[Scotty Mac]

kaney takes great pleasue in filling salt pots up with coke for unsuspecting victims

FACT

 

[Ernest]

Lord Bracknell is the leader of Lewes District Council FACT

 

[Da Man Clay]

Theatre of trees thinks he can play in goal...yet let in (hmm, lets say quite a few) when I've reffed.

DODGEE KEEPARGHHHH

Can't think of any UNUSUAL stuff

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Brovian picks all the bits of carrot out of his jars of Branston because he says carrots give him wind.
ACTUAL FACT

 

[El Presidente]

On Thursday nights, ROZ makes LORD B dress up as a rabbit and forces him to do Bugs Bunny impersonations. Apparently it keeps the excitement going in the marriage.

Rumours that ROZ likes to dress up as Yosemite Sam while this takes place have yet to be confirmed.

FACT

 

[Ernest]

Virgo's Haircut is the Christmas Tree on Brighton Station FACT

 

[looney]

Bozzza as webmaster gets the right to BUM all the other moderators as it is written into their moderator contracts.

El Presidente cant read small print on contracts and privatley refers to bozza as "The Rapist".

roz has all the pictures.

 

[Everest]

Ernest and Beach Hut are one of the same.

 

[watsongooal]

Dwayne once swept Kylie Minogues Chimmney.

FACT