Unusual FACTS about NSC'ers

[Silent Bob]

The Aphex Twin hasn't really got a bosom like Chappers' avatar. But I once recorded a track with him

Silent Bob has the same name as Aphex Twin. FACT.

 

[El Presidente]

Braders 7 did all the stunt work as Michael Winner's body double in the Esure car insurance adverts, including once having to be stoned to death by viewers who thought that Winner is an irritating twat.

FACT

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

John boy kissed me when i was drunk at stoke - fact

 

[Parson Henry]

John boy kissed me when i was drunk at stoke - fact

Where has he kissed you when you were sober?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Sheffield wed

 

[Strike]

Scotty Ms fave player in the world is Peter Crouch.

FACT.

 

[Gwylan]

In a previous life, Gwylan used to be the Suffolk Punch seen in the closing credits of 'Out Of Town'. FACT.

That's right; you're nothing until you've been ridden by Jack Hargreaves.

El Pres's stack of porno DVDs is the only man-made structure in Britain that can be seen from the moon. FACT.

 

[El Presidente]

That's right; you're nothing until you've been ridden by Jack Hargreaves.

El Pres's stack of porno DVDs is the only man-made structure in Britain that can be seen from the moon. FACT.

That reminds me MAX, can you please return European Cumbath 28


Cheers

 

[Gwylan]

Sorry KIERAN. I thought it was an early birthday present...Do you want Bukkake Beauties back as well?

 

[JJ McClure]

GAZWAG was disqualified from the 2003 marbles world championships in Crawley after falling foul of rule 37 b) relating to the passing of wind whilst an opponent is playing a shot. The over zealous official at the prestigious event was none other than grand master MOSHE GARIANI.

FACT.

 

[El Presidente]

Sorry KIERAN. I thought it was an early birthday present...Do you want Bukkake Beauties back as well?

Yes please, can you make sure you wipe off your MANDRUFF this time

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Sim and Tim have a picture where they're wearing pyjamas which should be shown on NSC.

FACTamundo

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I was once 1 of 9,000 odd people who jointly held the WORLD RECORD for the longest ever conga line. My mum, dad, brother and nan and grandad also jointly held the record. It was broken by some Canadians when a zillion of them did the conga in a field in Medicene Hat or somewhere.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Where has he kissed you when you were sober?

Do you mean on which part of the body or where in the country?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Silent Bob has the same name as Aphex Twin. FACT.

Richard D James?

 

[Everest]

Lord B uses a plain virgin.















Sorry, that should read "a Virgin plane"

 

[El Presidente]

Ernest's ambition is to be a cheese and mushroom pie.

FACT

 

[Gazwag]

GAZWAG was disqualified from the 2003 marbles world championships in Crawley after falling foul of rule 37 b) relating to the passing of wind whilst an opponent is playing a shot. The over zealous official at the prestigious event was none other than grand master MOSHE GARIANI.

FACT.

And I'm still banned

 

[Easy 10]

El Pres does elaborate 'poo sculptures' by strategically contracting and relaxing his sphincter muscle while he deficates. His best piece so far is a miniature replica of Lionel Richie's clay head, as seen in the video for 'Hello', and takes pride of place on his mantelpiece.

FACT.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

When Chappers is on the job he thinks about Easy 10 to bring the wolf to the door.


FACT