Unusual FACTS about NSC'ers

[Easy 10]

Whaddya mean he THINKS about me when he's on the job ? I'm normally right there with him.

 

[Simster]

dwayne once met Watford O's son - and kicked his f***ing head in.

 

[The Large One]

The keys on Richie Morris' computer keyboard are all in different places from conventional UK computer keyboards.

A least, that's the best reason I can think of anyway.

 

[Parson Henry]

Do you mean on which part of the body or where in the country?

On his Sheff Wed.

 

[Blackadder]

Perry Milkins was a "Top Boy" with the Chelsea Headhunters one week and the Millwall Bushwachers the next!

FACT

(Boy was he confused by the Football Factory! Ended up with him beating himself up!)

 

[Hiney]

When pissed, TURKEY sings to his COCK

And that, my beautiful friends, REALLY is a FACT

 

[Ernest]

Ernest's ambition is to be a cheese and mushroom pie.

FACT

UNFACT as it is a MINCE pie

 

[Parson Henry]

Buzza, prior to his arrival in Haywards Heath in 1967 was a Native Red Indian from the Mohican Tribe of Dakota. His warrior name was Flatulent Bison.

Super fact.

 

[WATFORD O]

dwayne once met Watford O's son - and kicked his f***ing head in.

Simsters got a dead brother

 

[Simster]

Simsters got a dead brother

Not anymore I haven't. He died.

 

[WATFORD O]

Not anymore I haven't. He died.

He is still your brother. You light the touch paper. I am happy to go to war.

 

[Titanic]

I think this is a FACT, but I may be somewhat confused... I think Dwayne is a black, ginger bloke with 90% body fat.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Based on research into ancient Egyptian mumification preservatives, medical opinion is agreed that my liver will outlive me by approximately 1,000 years

FACT

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Simsters got a dead brother

you really are a Bell end

 

[Everest]

Originally posted by KinkyGoebels to WATFORD O
you really are a Bell end

This is about UNUSUAL facts, not facts that we have known for years.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

El Pres does elaborate 'poo sculptures' by strategically contracting and relaxing his sphincter muscle while he deficates. His best piece so far is a miniature replica of Lionel Richie's clay head, as seen in the video for 'Hello', and takes pride of place on his mantelpiece.

FACT.

Brilliant

 

[Gritt23]

The keys on Richie Morris' computer keyboard are all in different places from conventional UK computer keyboards.

A least, that's the best reason I can think of anyway.

Very, very good. Enjoyed that one, and I relly could believe it.

 

[Marc]

Easy10 has a fixation for Russian Barmaids, once he finds a bar with a working Russian babe he constantly visits said bar and oogles her to his hearts content, until she gets pissed off and runs back to Moscow...hence the recent rapid decline of any fit Russian Barmaids in Sussex!

 

[The Large One]

Uncle Spieiberg once correctly predicted the winner of a horse race.

 

[Easy 10]

Hey. How come its all MY secret FACTS coming out on this thread ? Pick on someone else.