Unusual FACTS about NSC'ers

[The Large One]

Easy 10 has more unsual FACTS about him than everyone else on NSC put together.

NOW FACT ME TIL I FART.

 

[Lander]

Seagull1066 is actually.......

How long have you got

 

[Marc]

Hey. How come its all MY secret FACTS coming out on this thread ? Pick on someone else.

you = target + easy

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Whilst I was boning Kylie Minogue the other day, she told me that Dwayne couldn't satisfy her as she was laughing so much. At what she didn't elaborate.

FACT.!!

 

[Strike]

Referee is the reigning world tomato ketchup boxing champion and I will be challenging him, at Withdean next month, to claim the title and get some cash for my self.

(Sign the contract Mark)

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Strike is my love monkey

 

[zefarelly]

Dave the Gaffer Likes Genesis . . . . Fact


I have a collection of Ford cortina engine Rocker covers

 

[Ernest]

Beach Hut shaves his pubic hair into a heart shape and dyes it blonde FACT

 

[The Large One]

Beach Hut had his pubic hair shaved into a heart shape and had it dyed blond by Ernest. TRIPLE FACT.

 

[Del Boy]

Beach Hut had his pubic hair shaved into a heart shape and had it dyed blond by Ernest. TRIPLE FACT.

The Large One Watches this happen whilst holding kinkys hand. FACT (I read it in a paper).

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Roz' surname is actually SMOOTH

FACT

 

[Ernest]

Virgo's Haircut once overdosed on Cornish Pasties and was rushed into hospital to get his stomach pumped FACT (And it cannot be denied as I did the pumping FACT )

 

[Ernest]

Beach Hut had his pubic hair shaved into a heart shape and had it dyed blond by Ernest. TRIPLE FACT.

And it looked lovely FACT

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Ernest is star of Little Britain and is seeing a "woman" called TING-TONG

FACT

 

[Ernest]

Virgo's Haircuts waist measurement is 120" and he is OFFICIALLY the fattest man in Sussex FACT

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I once went to the cinema with Anna Friel.

Fact.

 

[dougdeep]

I once appeared on stage with Leslie Crowther.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Virgo's Haircuts waist measurement is 120" and he is OFFICIALLY the fattest man in Sussex FACT

Yes, it's true - FACT

 

[watsongooal]

Peter Crouch is to Football what Steve Wonder is to Rubiks Cube

FACT

 

[Marc]

Peter Crouch is to Football what Steve Wonder is to Rubiks Cube

FACT

...and whats that gotta do with NSC'ers exactly?!