Tree found growing in man's lung

[Jahooli]

I'm getting sequoia puns, it's giving me the needle.

 

[User removed 4]

did they get to the ROOT of the problem ?

 

[The Large One]

Depends who they've got leading all this at the 'elm.

 

[Mr deez]

did they get to the ROOT of the problem ?

I can't believe a tree could ever grow inside someone, I suspect it was imPLANTed.

 

[Mr deez]

I once had a pig that suffered from the same condition, sadly no matter what the vet did they couldn't make MAHOGANY better.

 

[simmo]

I bet he was sh1tting logs when he saw his X-Ray

 

[Jahooli]

Doctors say his life has been trunk-ated as a result

 

[perth seagull]

He will be a PULPular news story after this.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I fail to CEDAR funny side of this story.

 

[crasher]

I love al-der puns in this thread. Cherry good indeed.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Wonder whether he can SYCAMORE up?!

 

[cannedheat]

When told he would need surgery, he said leaf me alone.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Doctors are often very sceptical about this problem as people lie about it just to get time off work. I reckon it's a CON-I-FER person blatantly tries it on.

 

[The Large One]

At least this hasn't happened to Chris BIRCHall.

 

[Jahooli]

They are talking of putting him on The Catkins Diet.

 

[Jahooli]

Dont worry, Hazel right now.

 

[Mr deez]

HOLLY shit, he's a lucky fella.

 

[Whitterz]

you got to feel sorry for the poor blOAK

It probably all started off from a Chestnut

 

[Spider]

I wonder whether you are SYCAMORE often if you have something growing inside you.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Sounds like someone's made a right BALSAup...