Tree found growing in man's lung

[simmo]

I guess he supports Notts FOREST

 

[Brovion]

Good news, he's been sent home FOR REST.

 

[Notters]

I guess he supports Notts FOREST

I hate to correct yew but it's Nottingham forest, they get very annoyed up there if you get it wrong. Oh well, no elm done.

 

[skipper734]

Was the operation done by a Tree Surgeon?

 

[house your seagull]

that's got to photosynthesis hurt!

 

[Easy 10]

I don't get that last one.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Apparently it's happened before in his family. His ELDER sister, I believe...

 

[simmo]

I guess he supports Notts FOREST

Or maybe CovenTREE

 

[Man of Harveys]

Apparently it's happened before in his family. His ELDER sister, I believe...

True, and she caught it from going out too much - she was always seen havin' it LARCH.

 

[Jahooli]

I heard she was a right shrubber.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Or maybe CovenTREE

Maybe we could ask Gully if he's seen him down at FOREST GREEN?

 

[Brovion]

Did they set up an IVY drip? (You may have to have a medical background or be a fan of Casualty to get that)

 

[Nottseagull]

I don't get it, where is the pun?

Are you for real? I'm sure everyone else has twigged it.

 

[Nottseagull]

Maybe we could ask Gully if he's seen him down at FOREST GREEN?

Or Forest Town FC (we've just had massive Orient-style floodlights installed. Anyone interested in a pic of them?)

 

[Mr deez]

This story is ridiculous, they've got to be taking the coppice.

 

[Mr deez]

To be fair, this chap is not ill very often, you should see his brother - he's sycamore.

 

[theonesmith]

This story is ridiculous, they've got to be taking the coppice.

Would definately have thought that if it had happened to Fern Cotton

 

[Mr deez]

Good job it only affected one lung, and not the PEAR.

 

[Mr deez]

At least the op was a complete success - they've said he'll oLIVE.

 

[Mr deez]

Bet he felt a right PLUM.