Tree found growing in man's lung

[Hungry Joe]

Or even YEW. Any SAP could make that mistake, to be fair.

What a schoolboy error. I feel pretty SHEEP'ish now.

 

[porkdog]

i bet he's getting some STICK

 

[The Large One]

I don't get it, where is the pun?

Are you being serious?

 

[Garage_Doors]

I guess they ROOTED it out ?

 

[The Large One]

I guess they ROOTED it out ?

You should cedar x-ray.

 

[sam86]

I'm amazed that it's treetable.

 

[Badger]

Are you being serious?

Oops, my bad, I guess I should read things more carefully

It is a Monday (in all but name)

I obviously need to SPRUCE myself up.

 

[The Large One]

Oops, my bad, I guess I should read things more carefully

It is a Monday (in all but name)

I obviously need to SPRUCE myself up.

Done that one as well...

As posted by The Larch One

 

[Badger]

Done that one as well...

As posted by The Larch One

Oh will you put a CORK in it?!









you can't knock me for trying, I think I should have just put my first post and left it at that.

 

[Lush]

I don't get it, where is the pun?

That's the trouble with these threads. You can't see the wood for the trees.

 

[User removed 4]

the doctors couldnt work out what was wrong at first, the were BAMBOOzled

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Didn't someone on here have a sister that was half a tree or something?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Didn't someone on here have a sister that was half a tree or something?

 

[Brovion]

Poor bastard, life's a right BEECH at times.

 

[skipper734]

He's oakdoky now.

 

[Easy 10]

Hope he had insurance, or he willow the surgeons a fir bit after that op.

 

[Notters]

Hope he had insurance, or he willow the surgeons a fir bit after that op.

Surely they can't charge? That would be TEAKing the piss.

 

[simmo]

ACORNot believe this story.

 

[Bwian]

This thread is not as poplar as I thought it wood be.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Hope he had medical insurance as otherwise he may have had to stump up a fair amount.