Tree found growing in man's lung

[Hungry Joe]

Russian doctors find plant growing in man`s lung


Eww! or should I say Ewe!

 

[bristolseagull]

you've got to be jOAKing

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Treemendous story.

 

[The Large One]

Obviously had a good spruce up now.

 

[porkdog]

Clearly found his roots in life, do you think hell be branching out?

 

[bristolseagull]

the bloke is obviously BARKing mad

 

[Man of Harveys]

Russian doctors find plant growing in man`s lung


Eww! or should I say Ewe!

Or even YEW. Any SAP could make that mistake, to be fair.

 

[murraymints4brighton]

 

[Notters]

Yew wood think they wood have twigged earlier.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Good they nipped it in the bud. Could have led to firred arteries.

 

[Notters]

It would leave you pine-ing for surgery.

 

[simmo]

This story is almost unbeLEAFable!

 

[Notters]

This story is almost unbeLEAFable!

Perhaps they were BARKing up the wrong tree.

 

[sam86]

13 posts in and you lot are already repeating your unbeLEAFably good puns.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

At least the doctors didn't just PALM him off with some cough medicine...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

At first they thought it was branchitis

 

[The Large One]

Ah, fish and tree threads. Unbeatable.

NSC - take a bough.

 

[Badger]

He must be reLEAVEd they removed it, he can go and lie on the BEECH now

 

[Notters]

Ah, fish and tree threads. Unbeatable.

NSC - take a bough.

Together, wee can sucSEED.

 

[Badger]

Ah, fish and tree threads. Unbeatable.

NSC - take a bough.

I don't get it, where is the pun?