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Traffic Wardens - Be warned!
- Thread starter Chicken Runner61
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Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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YOU ARE AWFULL, BUT I LIKE YOUno, no.....thank you c*unt chops.
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And I bet you congratulate yourself on your "great sense of humour" everytime you crack that little gem, also councils really go out of their way to make it easy for people to park legally don't they ? Their not interested in all that lovely easy dosh from parking fines at all are they ?
3605 new offences have been put in place by this totaltierian Government (sept 08). All ways to punish you to take more money out of your pokets.
Of course the government will insist on traffic wardons being bastards and getting every fucker they can. Just like PSOs arresting Austrian Torists taking pictures of a Bus building. Binmen baracading you in your own home.
The country has gone f***ing mad and it make s me so very angry. And yet we ALL do nothing about the little f***ing shitty bastard hitlers that run our evryday lives. Bastards.
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Of course the government will insist on traffic wardons being bastards and getting every fucker they can. Just like PSOs arresting Austrian Torists taking pictures of a Bus building. Binmen baracading you in your own home.
The country has gone f***ing mad and it make s me so very angry. And yet we ALL do nothing about the little f***ing shitty bastard hitlers that run our evryday lives. Bastards.
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Chicken Runner61
We stand where we want!
- May 20, 2007
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I think you should get a job as a warden Sad - What with the uniform and the authority it would give you it would be good practice for when you are in charge of the ovens.
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- Feb 6, 2006
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Two little pointers from a couple of pals of mine who used to be traffic wardens in Brighton...
A) They used to have to stick the ticket on the screen for it to be 'served', so you could drive off before they had done so, and you'd have got away with it...
Not anymore, they just post it to you
And
B) For all people who put the hazards on when they park illegally...
A warden looking down a street will 'log' a car in the distance with its hazards on, and then, taking five minutes to reach it, will issue a ticket, having let the required five minutes elapse from 'logging' while walking to the offending vehicle...
Moral: Don't use hazards
A) They used to have to stick the ticket on the screen for it to be 'served', so you could drive off before they had done so, and you'd have got away with it...
Not anymore, they just post it to you
And
B) For all people who put the hazards on when they park illegally...
A warden looking down a street will 'log' a car in the distance with its hazards on, and then, taking five minutes to reach it, will issue a ticket, having let the required five minutes elapse from 'logging' while walking to the offending vehicle...
Moral: Don't use hazards
Lord Bracknell
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What have I done to be ignored by these people of whom you speak?
Sorry LB. Im not sure I understand what you mean. I have not mentioned anyone ignoring anyone.
Perhaps LB may have been errant on one of the 3605 counts you mention, and not fallen foul of one of the little Hitlers to which you allude?
I can be a bit think some times.
Are you saying that LB trys to stop these new rules comming in? Or he is one the people who does put the new rules in?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Oh dear. Have I been too abstruse?
Ninja Elephant
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- Feb 16, 2009
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Just so you all know, the official phrase is Civil Enforcement Officer now.
And some of the rubbish being written in this thread really does make me laugh, in an ironical way.
And some of the rubbish being written in this thread really does make me laugh, in an ironical way.
Just so you all know, the official phrase is Civil Enforcement Officer now.
And some of the rubbish being written in this thread really does make me laugh, in an ironical way.
What a fecking discrace. Enforement. What a load of cock.
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
In certain cases it is, like people who park on white zigzags and people who park where it's so dangerous there are kerb markings alongside the double yellow lines. Both cases are instant tickets, take a CEO 30 seconds to compute and print the ticket.
My record was 25 seconds, actually. Blatchington Road, oh yeah.
My record was 25 seconds, actually. Blatchington Road, oh yeah.
In certain cases it is, like people who park on white zigzags and people who park where it's so dangerous there are kerb markings alongside the double yellow lines. Both cases are instant tickets, take a CEO 30 seconds to compute and print the ticket.
My record was 25 seconds, actually. Blatchington Road, oh yeah.
Im my opinion its the "My record was 25 seconds, actually. Blatchington Road, oh yeah." that make people hate traffic wardons. Which, again in my humble opinion makes you a knob joky.
In certain cases it is, like people who park on white zigzags and people who park where it's so dangerous there are kerb markings alongside the double yellow lines. Both cases are instant tickets, take a CEO 30 seconds to compute and print the ticket.
My record was 25 seconds, actually. Blatchington Road, oh yeah.
Bit of a bugbear of mine there NE, regarding the zig-zags...
Three points on your licence if spotted by Plod, as it's a 'Miscellaneous Crossings Offence' and rightly so, as the fuckers parked there are obscuring Pelican Crossings from drivers approaching
So many people think it's their personal little stopping spot. Wankers!