Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
That doesn’t surprise me. The more infighting the better, so they fall apart.
As long as it doesn’t lead to an even more right wing party forming.
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[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...
- Thread starter TomandJerry
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As long as it doesn’t lead to an even more right wing party forming.
Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 10,265
Oh that's tremendous, even if a little disappointing in definition.
On the back of that, I am going to add 'monkey chuffer' to my list.
nicko31
Well-known member
Seems in Tories have reduced recipes to green peppers only, the state of the country
- Oct 12, 2022
- 2,507
I was enjoying some turnip-butter on my turnip-bread this morning, drinking my turnip tea, and looking forward to my turnip-cake at elevenses, when I stopped and thought, “How lucky I am to live in Conservative Britain, with such a highly improved standard of living since the chaotic days of New Labour.”
Then I threw another turnip on the fire, because it’s been cold since central heating became prohibitively expensive, and started googling how to make clothes from turnips. It wouldn’t do to be shabbily dressed at my minimum wage job processing turnips.
How I laugh at those crazy Europeans.
Then I threw another turnip on the fire, because it’s been cold since central heating became prohibitively expensive, and started googling how to make clothes from turnips. It wouldn’t do to be shabbily dressed at my minimum wage job processing turnips.
How I laugh at those crazy Europeans.
Mental Lental
Well-known member
- Oct 12, 2022
- 2,507
In our new turnip-based economy, the GBT (Great British Turnip) is clearly the closest we’ve come yet to money growing on trees.
I’ve put a crop in the back garden this morning and once harvested I’m going to use them to buy a raft from some freshly arrived migrants and try to claim asylum in France. They got rid of their parasitic overlords when they were told to eat cake.
It’s entirely in keeping with modern Conservatism that here in Britain, we’re being told to eat turnip, a staple in the diet of 14th Century peasants.
I see Reform are going into a pact with another party for the election.
That should take more votes away from the Tories.
That should take more votes away from the Tories.
This sort of talk will start a run on turnips at the supermarkets soon and then what will we do ?
- Oct 12, 2022
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Let them eat Swede!
Turns out the whole 2019 election was won on the back of a fraud. Who’d have thought it.
nicko31
Well-known member
Randy McNob
Now go home and get your f#cking Shinebox
- Jun 13, 2020
- 4,653
do I not like that
Ridiculous that this fiasco is still rolling on but superb that Von Der Leyen is flying into the U.K.
It might actually get some way to getting the NI issue solved, it’s a sign that even the Tory’s are admitting we need to have much closer ties with the EU, and it’s really upsetting the Brexiteers.
www.theguardian.com
It might actually get some way to getting the NI issue solved, it’s a sign that even the Tory’s are admitting we need to have much closer ties with the EU, and it’s really upsetting the Brexiteers.
Brexit: Sunak facing tough sell to Tories and DUP as Von der Leyen flies in
European Commission chief heading to Britain for ‘final talks’ over Northern Ireland protocol
www.theguardian.com
Don’t fret though, folks. It’s business as usual for the nasty party.
Plough them all into a ditch.
www.theguardian.com
Plough them all into a ditch.
UK government is hiding £28bn of ‘stealth cuts’ to public services, says report
Thinktank warns austerity drive at next month’s budget will further damage economy
www.theguardian.com
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Not sure he’ll be too happy about that