This - this film is shit do not hire it or see it thread

[eastlondonseagull]

Gosford Park


What was the point?

My friend Camilla was in that. Even got on the bloody poster, the bitch.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear this just gets worse and worse

English Patient - excellent 8.2 out of 10
AI - excellent 8.1 out of 10

What the feck is wrong with you lot

Were talking Police Academy style awfulness not a film that was brilliant and got 9 oscars

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

Mr and Mrs Smith - dire beyond belief.

 

[Les Biehn]

Worst three films I have ever been to see at the cinema were Dead Man Walking, The Animal and Human Traffic. Dead Man Walking was so boring I walked out for half an hour came back and nothing of note had happened. Shit

 

[On the Left Wing]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear this just gets worse and worse

English Patient - excellent 8.2 out of 10
AI - excellent 8.1 out of 10

What the feck is wrong with you lot

Were talking Police Academy style awfulness not a film that was brilliant and got 9 oscars

Titanic! absolute crap

 

[looney]

Shawshank redemption was overlong and tedious, dont know why its in peoples top 10.

 

[Eggmundo]

Eggmundo

War of the Worlds was very good imho

8.1 out of 10

Didn't enjoy it at all, then again I did watch Revenge of the Sith before it and that is the Best Star Wars of the collection....
Darths first breath gives me an erection.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear this just gets worse and worse

English Patient - excellent 8.2 out of 10
AI - excellent 8.1 out of 10

What the feck is wrong with you lot

Were talking Police Academy style awfulness not a film that was brilliant and got 9 oscars

Not a patch on Babe 2: Pig In The City eh?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear this just gets worse and worse

English Patient - excellent 8.2 out of 10
AI - excellent 8.1 out of 10

What the feck is wrong with you lot

It's all about opinions though isn't it? You are getting those scores from the opinions of others. Make up your own mind.

Jeepers Creepers and Daredevil are both arse.

 

[looney]

Dead Man Walking was so boring I walked out for half an hour came back and nothing of note had happened. Shit

You could do that with the whole season of Lost on C4.

 

[JJ McClure]

What the feck is wrong with you lot

Were talking Police Academy style awfulness not a film that was brilliant and got 9 oscars

Oi! Don't you dare dis' Police Academy you c.unt. That film is great. Next you'll be saying that the Cannonball Run is shit aswell

 

[shingle]

The English Patient

Shaolin soccer

Charlies Angels full throttle

Wallace and Gromit.


All of the above can rightly be thought of as 2 hours out of my life that I'll never get back

 

[On the Left Wing]

hang on guys I can now give you the ultimate crappest top 10 films ... just gone thru my ex wife's DVDs - neatly boxed up for her!

1 While You Were Sleeping
2 Titanic
3 My Best Friends Wedding
4 Davina the Power of 3
5 Kate and Leopold
6 Bridget Jones Diary
7 Bridget Jones Edge of Reason
8 Beaches
9 AI
10 Crystal Palace 5 Brighton 0 (where the f*** did that come from?)

I now hope you all realise why we are divorcing!

 

[Les Biehn]

Police Academy kicks ass, 5 and beyond are shit but 1-4 were awesome. Looney your spot on about lost but at least they only takes up an hour at a time, Dead Man Walking is nearly 3 hours of my life I will never get back.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Deam man walking had a tour de force performance by Sean Penn 7.9 out of 10

 

[Man of Harveys]

Notting Hill makes me feel physically sick.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Deam man walking had a tour de force performance by Sean Penn 7.9 out of 10

I know it is slow paced ... but Dead Man Walking is IMHO an absolute classic (as is the book)

 

[CHAPPERS]

hang on guys I can now give you the ultimate crappest top 10 films ... just gone thru my ex wife's DVDs - neatly boxed up for her!

1 While You Were Sleeping
2 Titanic
3 My Best Friends Wedding
4 Davina the Power of 3
5 Kate and Leopold
6 Bridget Jones Diary
7 Bridget Jones Edge of Reason
8 Beaches
9 AI
10 Crystal Palace 5 Brighton 0 (where the f*** did that come from?)

I now hope you all realise why we are divorcing!

While you were Sleeping is a decent Rom Com.

 

[aftershavedave]

"the dancer upsatirs" mis-directed by john malkovich. utter pants

 

[Kenhead]

The aristocrats

Truely truley awful