Third test - Pakistan v England, Dubai

[The Wizard]

that is all that can be used to describe this

 

[Titanic]

Come on KP, show us the Flamingo!

 

[Common as Mook]

If KP gets out to a stupid shot here, he needs to be dropped. He needs to dig us out of the shite for once.

 

[The Wizard]

Going well for KP here, 1 on the scoreboard and back in the hutch having a well earned break

 

[Simster]

49/2

15 off that over.

 

[Titanic]

KP gone... to review... left arm spinner...

 

[Titanic]

it's out. Just clipping the leg stump. A classic DRS dismissal and a classic KP dismissal.

64-3

 

[fleet]

AT 64-3 no body is even sure we will get into 3 figures and take a first innings lead - worrying.

 

[fleet]

umpire review on Strauss

 

[fleet]

not out phew

 

[fleet]

4 maidens in a row - we are not looking comfortable

 

[Titanic]

Bell gone to review...

 

[Titanic]

Out. Ricochet off keepers pads/gloves... and he's out.

75-4

 

[Simster]

Great.

It's a bit like the good old days when kids grew up thinking England-Middle-Order-Batting-Collapse was one word.

 

[The Wizard]

Oh dear

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

88/5

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

98/6

 

[Bold Seagull]

Could this match be done in under 2 days!?

 

[Simster]

So nearly into the tail then.

Honestly, is there a SINGLE English batsman who comes out of this series with any credit whatsoever? What an absolute shower of shit.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Pakistan 99
England 104/6 (43.0 ov)
England lead by 5 runs with 4 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
Stumps - Day 1