[Albion] The Ridiculous Tedious Striker Situation

[Bold Seagull]

Thought we looked better when March went off last night, he has a habit of crossing into empty spaces just look up for a second can’t be that difficult

Odd you’d pick the March substitution when our game turned on Lallana and Trossard going off on 60mins. The energy Ferguson and Sarmiento bought really gave us a lift. Was it only March going off on 76mins that we looked better to you?

 

[GT49er]

Sue White?

??

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I think we need to sign a striker, have done since Muzza wandered over the hill. The bargain bucket youngsters approach may work, and I am very pleased to see Fergie get off the mark, but, let’s be honest, our striker recruitment has been poor for years, and in stark contrast to our buys in every other position…

Good that you are finally being honest on this subject

 

[Rdodge30]

Takuma Asamo ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

??

 

[Justice]

We did have one lined up he was sitting in the Chelsea dugout area yesterday at Forest.

 

[Reddleman]

Takuma Asamo ?

Isn’t that Anakin Skywalkers Jedi Apprentice?!

 

[Rdodge30]

Isn’t that Anakin Skywalkers Jedi Apprentice?!

More like Mitoma’s Jedi accomplice

 

[GT49er]

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"Of course we know what you mean" seems a rather strange strap line for you - we don't!

never mind.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

We did have one lined up he was sitting in the Chelsea dugout area yesterday at Forest.

He looked quite worried when the cameras panned on him, almost like a man who’s just realised he might be needed in the first team

 

[Justice]

He looked quite worried when the cameras panned on him, almost like a man who’s just realised he might be needed in the first team

They signed him out of spite, would of been better developing with us they can sign any striker they want.

 

[Justice]

The thing is though, where do you find him. We had a little fella playing for us and for whatever reason, he f***ed us off (looking at you Potter). He wound up defenders, he wound up the oppo fans but unfortunately he also wound up people on here because he didn't score everytime he touched the ball, so he was crap.
That lad in this team would still have lost yesterday, but his annoying shithousery would have rattled a few feathers. And if he scored 8 goals all season, so what. His presence and shithousery is enough to make any defeat tolerable.
Could have been a legend, wanted to be a legend, but shit out of our arses because we can't appreciate the here and now.

Maupay wasn’t improving in fact he seemed to be regressing.

 

[Cornwallboy]

Could do a job: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...tored-Crystal-Palace-Everton-Southampton.html

 

[Munchkin]

Hoping Evan Ferguson gets a run of games over the next few weeks.

He COULD be the answer…..

 

[LennyTee]

Maupay wasn’t improving in fact he seemed to be regressing.

Well if we signed Messi he wouldn't be improving either. He'd still be a very talented footballer but can't improve so we can scrub him from our shopping list.
As for Maupay regressing, he's the type of player who feeds off adulation from fans. Everyone groaning when he misses a chance won't inspire him and then we are in a repetitive cycle until the inevitable happens.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"Of course we know what you mean" seems a rather strange strap line for you - we don't!

never mind.

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Sue White is a character from Green Wing. And other 'interesting' gifs with some very lucky bounces are available

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Could do a job: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...tored-Crystal-Palace-Everton-Southampton.html

That's a Palace signing if ever I've seen one. He's up there with with Jon Obika and Leon Best as loan players I try to forget ever played for us cause they never looked like they gave a shit.

 

[Justice]

Well if we signed Messi he wouldn't be improving either. He'd still be a very talented footballer but can't improve so we can scrub him from our shopping list.
As for Maupay regressing, he's the type of player who feeds off adulation from fans. Everyone groaning when he misses a chance won't inspire him and then we are in a repetitive cycle until the inevitable happens.

Good players are good players they don’t need fans to love them or whatever other excuse
there is. It’s like I hear Solly March is a confidence player, well he scored at Southampton I’m assuming confidence and did f all against Arsenal it’s all bollocks in my book.
Maupay’s problem is he needs that extra touch and the chance is gone, if he has to think about it the chance is gone it is what it is or was.

 

[LennyTee]

Fair enough. That's your opinion, mine is different. Tomorrow is still going to be Tuesday. No harm done.

 

[GT49er]

Could do a job: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...tored-Crystal-Palace-Everton-Southampton.html

Well, he didn't exactly solve our goal-scoring problems last time he played for us, did he?


(Errmmm.............yes, you can put that down as a 'no' from me!)