some dating advice!

[Titus]

If you are a little out of practice on the more physical aspects of dating, then I'm willing to offer my services. Free of charge of course.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

There are plenty of singletons on here ( ) who are looking for people, take a gamble [MENTION=20018]oldalbiongirl[/MENTION]. You never know who you might find!

 

[Ernest]

Cliftonville is THE place TO go, I'm ALWAYS being CHATTED up as I get my FULL English down me

 

[Taybha]

Dont do it , stay single , merry christmas .

 

[Uncle C]

Cliftonville is THE place TO go, I'm ALWAYS being CHATTED up as I get my FULL English down me

That's not very attractive spilling your meal all down yourself.

 

[skipper734]

This thread appears to be turning into an episode of the Inbetweeners.

 

[otk]

Brilliant Xmas runner of a thread

As the song says, 'Don't push it, don't force it, baby love comes naturally...' (You'd have to be born early sixties to remember this disco-trash floorfiller, so being thirties it might take some research ;-) )

It's about chemistry, so go with your instincts when you get on with someone really well

 

[Ernest]

That's not very attractive spilling your meal all down yourself.

CAN'T help it MY sausage ALWAYS ends up in someone ELSES hands

 

[otk]

That's not very attractive spilling your meal all down yourself.

It's either that or ingest the crap

 

[coagulantwolf]

I've found that investing in a video game is actually much cheaper and more enjoyable than a girlfriend.

 

[Motogull]

Young, oldalbiongirl. I have seen 3 colleagues all see marriages end lately. All of them I think, when they were ready to date, used an internet dating site. I guess it would take a leap of faith, but in these modern times use whatever facilities are out there. Beware sharking males though as some see it as a means of a getting a bunk up and then fleeing. I know a fella meeting a bird for the first time today coincidentally enough that he 'met' on line last week.

 

[Nibble]

Have only read the OP but can guarantee this thread is going to choc full of the NSC desperados spaffing in their Y fronts 'cos not only has a female posted on here but she's actually talking about dating. Unless it's a wind up. In either case I shall now read the thread and see.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

This thread appears to be turning into an episode of the Inbetweeners.

you say it like it's a bad thing

 

[Nibble]

Yep. I think otk's posts are the most vomit worthy. NSC at it's worst.

 

[otk]

Yep. I think otk's posts are the most vomit worthy. NSC at it's worst.

Shirley shome mistake

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Err I wasnt planning on doing this - not having the equipment - and all that.

ha ha ha ha glad to hear it xx

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Do you come here often?

 

[Nibble]

My advice would be looking for a relationship with a woman who craves male attention so much she comes onto nsc, she is bound to be either A: A slag, B: Black dog ugly, C: All of the above.

 

[oldalbiongirl]

My advice would be looking for a relationship with a woman who craves male attention so much she comes onto nsc, she is bound to be either A: A slag, B: Black dog ugly, C: All of the above.

What a charmer!

I am usually pretty sane, just thought (through my wine hazed eyes of last night), that NSC has a lot of varying people of different ages who could offer some advice. I usually come on to NSC to read the threads, find out anything i've missed about my team, sometimes contribute and have a laugh at some of the comments. I dont crave attention so please dont feel you need to shower me with your insightful and flirtatious as,bs and cs.

Thanks!

 

[Nibble]

I seek no thanks for my work.