some dating advice!

[Phat Baz 68]

Dont try and show her your cock is always a good one too remember !
Also when you do a silent but lethal fart on your first date with her under NO circumstances cup it and ask her to "take a bit of me inside you baby" !!

 

[hart's shirt]

How about some evening classes on dating? That would kill two birds with one stone.

(Although, on reflection, that could well be the 'Advanced slingshot' evening class.)

 

[oldalbiongirl]

Dont try and show her your cock is always a good one too remember !
Also when you do a silent but lethal fart on your first date with her under NO circumstances cup it and ask her to "take a bit of me inside you baby" !!

Err I wasnt planning on doing this - not having the equipment - and all that.

 

[WildWood]

Get yourself a job in a call centre upgrading people's mobile phones. You can stalk anyone you like, even if they have really fit girlfriends already. Just keep sending them dirty pics until they start to question their relationship - that should do it!

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Get yourself a job in a call centre upgrading people's mobile phones. You can stalk anyone you like, even if they have really fit girlfriends already. Just keep sending them dirty pics until they start to question their relationship - that should do it!

lmao that was gold

In all seriousness that's not at all old and with a love of football I'm sure you'll go down well. Evening classes are a good suggestion else go to something up at the gym. Even if you're not up for a spin class etc. you can do a girly class like yoga / pilates and chill in the cafe after. Making female friends up there will likely include lots of people who want to set you up with a bloke they know anyway, even if you don't meet any guys. Taking it slow and not looking too hard is also always good advice I think if you want something meaningful.

 

[oldalbiongirl]

lmao that was gold

In all seriousness that's not at all old and with a love of football I'm sure you'll go down well. Evening classes are a good suggestion else go to something up at the gym. Even if you're not up for a spin class etc. you can do a girly class like yoga / pilates and chill in the cafe after. Making female friends up there will likely include lots of people who want to set you up with a bloke they know anyway, even if you don't meet any guys. Taking it slow and not looking too hard is also always good advice I think if you want something meaningful.

Thanks everyone. Think I will try and fit an evening class into my already mad life.

 

[Gullys Cats]

OK so you are going to laugh at me now and I deserve it as been out for a few drinks with the girls but want some advice. Split up from a year ago and am in mid 30s so a bit out of practice at the whole meeting people nightmare. Think I am ready to go out occasionally and meet with someone but where do you start? Has anyone tried the whole dating at 30+ scene and what awaits me! What a bloody nightmare. Hopefully someone will be able some real advice (with perhaps some NSC banter thrown in for good measure!!!!) Dont know where to start.

I am 30, I completely understand your situation, I have loads of advice, we really need to meet up for a drink and talk , that should help!

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[MrShaun15]

I am 30, I completely understand your situation, I have loads of advice, I'm going to take you out for a drink, that should help!

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although way to many x's edited for accuracy and a bit more mystery, good luck

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Supposedly a novice, oldalbiongirl has a queue of suitors lining up. It's like trying to get a ticket for an FA Cup Semi-Final in here.

 

[jackanada]

I'll take you for a spin - sight unseen. Can't say fairer.

 

[vegster]

I have a friend who is early 30's and single and she is struggling too. She joined some social group thing where they meet up for meals and gatherings in a slightly less pressurised way but that has not helped her even though she scrubs up quite well.I think the internet is probably the best way forward for you but there is no certain way to strike lucky.

Another friend met his wife to be when she was involved in a car crash and he comforted her til the rozzers and blood box arrived and that swung it. I'm not suggesting you run over a suitable looking boyfriend but it does prove love can strike anywhere !

 

[Woodchip]

mid 30's?

old?

fifty bloody THREE is old

Don't worry Dave, you don't look a day over 70.

 

[marshy68]

OK so you are going to laugh at me now and I deserve it as been out for a few drinks with the girls but want some advice. Split up from a year ago and am in mid 30s so a bit out of practice at the whole meeting people nightmare. Think I am ready to go out occasionally and meet with someone but where do you start? Has anyone tried the whole dating at 30+ scene and what awaits me! What a bloody nightmare. Hopefully someone will be able some real advice (with perhaps some NSC banter thrown in for good measure!!!!) Dont know where to start.

I am free - big cock too

 

[Medwayseagull]

I am free - big cock too

Presumably you are referring to your contributions to this forum.

 

[cloud]

Several people I know have got together with friends that they have known for years, but never got together with the first time round. Sometimes what you are looking for is right under your nose.

 

[Shoreham Gull]

Alright bird! Works well..
Plus= fancy a curry ... Works wonders with the ladies ( everyone loves a curry )

 

[kevtherev]

What are your vital stats,,,,throw height, hair colour/length in for good measure.....

 

[nwgull]

Several people I know have got together with friends that they have known for years, but never got together with the first time round. Sometimes what you are looking for is right under your nose.

I am great believer in 'love' at first sight, well at least massive physical attraction. If you've known someone for years, then what would make you suddenly start fancying them?

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I am great believer in 'love' at first sight, well at least massive physical attraction. If you've known someone for years, then what would make you suddenly start fancying them?

A bit like how lots of people who didn't go to Withdean suddenly became massive Albion fans overnight when we got a new stadium.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Good luck in your hunt for a new relationship

As stated earlier, age isn't a barrier. It's probably just a bit tougher going out again on your own after being in a long-term relationship, but don't be frightened and get out there!

Social clubs seem to be gaining popularity, and evening courses too. Again, got to be worth a try.

Internet dating has it's pitfalls, and it's successes, but still definitely worth a try

Probably try a mixture of all things mentioned on this thread, and you just never know. Good luck again