Single words that make you cringe helplessly

[rcf0712]

Most Americanised teen-speak, but especially 'like' and ohmygod', as used 10 times in each sentence by teenage girls.

'Ohmygod, I was, like, walking down the road, and, like, ohmygod, I, like, realised I'd, like, left my brain at home. Ohmygod. I was, like, whatever!'

first time I've ever done this but, THIS.
Spot on mate.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

When people shorten Episodes to Eps.

 

[El Presidente]

Basically, hate it with a passion

 

[The Large One]

Basically, hate it with a passion

I bet I hate 'literally' more than you hate 'basically'.

 

[rcf0712]

also, a few here that grate for me are "yoooz" meaning you, plural, "haitch" for pronouncing the letter H, "fift" for fifth and "nowan" for known or "growan" for grown.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"I love him TO BITS!" WTF

 

[Acker79]

there are a two couplets that annoy me "jesus wept" and "hey ho".

 

[Hillian1]

Soccer

the word actualy makes me have a nails down blackboard feeling.

 

[pasty]

Basically, hate it with a passion

I bet I hate 'literally' more than you hate 'basically'.

Quite literally, you are basically both spot on

 

[Arthur]

Most Americanised teen-speak, but especially 'like' and ohmygod', as used 10 times in each sentence by teenage girls.

'Ohmygod, I was, like, walking down the road, and, like, ohmygod, I, like, realised I'd, like, left my brain at home. Ohmygod. I was, like, whatever!'

There is a girl in my office exactly like that. Although pretty much every sentence must contain the word "lush" which I simply cannot stand. She also ends almost every sentence with the word "yeah" too which is quite annoying.

"It was like well lush yeah!"












Great tits though!

 

[JBizzle]

"simples"

 

[Don Quixote]

English people who say "ciao" = Wankers.

Same, English nobs using my language!

 

[Paddy B]

I have problems with most of these as well as most the things in the other similar thread last week.

I really do need to relax a bit more.

Note.... not "Chillax" as that is top of the list of hated words

 

[ashlehh]

the way people say 'Ashleigh' in Leicester.

 

[daveinprague]

Theres more Americans living here than English due to some sort of university exchange deal...
I hear the
'and I was like, you know, and he was like yeah, and I was like no! and he was like yeah, and I was like, oh my god, and he was like, you know, and I was like thats totally awesome, and he was like'

conversations daily. Ive not actually attacked any of them yet, but its only a matter of time.

 

[matt]

"Tix" instead of tickets

 

[Prettyboyshaw]

Cuddle
Snuggle
A hunk of bread or a glug of olive oil

 

[dannyboy]

I have problems with most of these as well as most the things in the other similar thread last week.

I really do need to relax a bit more.

Note.... not "Chillax" as that is top of the list of hated words

great shout chillax. why invent a new word you fool . relax is fine and chill is shorter. loads of twats on my facebook say oooh get me im chillaxing .really? are you? great now f*** off

 

[hans kraay fan club]

There is a girl in my office exactly like that. Although pretty much every sentence must contain the word "lush" which I simply cannot stand. She also ends almost every sentence with the word "yeah" too which is quite annoying.

"It was like well lush yeah!"



Great tits though!

I've thought about this, weighed everything up, and decided that taking everything into account, she sounds okay.




Pics?

 

[JBizzle]

People using old outdated "comedy" catch-phrases. Such as "I'm a lady", "yeah but no but" etc.

Also, on a grammatical spelling note: "would of" instead of "would have", "your" instead of "you are".