Shit Towns

[Lady Whistledown]

1. Middlesbrough
2. Gillingham
3. Hastings/Bexhill

 

[WATFORD O]

Rossville, Georgia is where all the redneck hill billy, thick as shit scum end up....or so I hear.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

1. Hastings/St Leonards/Bexhill
2. Worthing
3. Anywhere north of Haywards Heath

 

[dannyboy]

southend anyone?

 

[Seagullmatt]

Watford or Leyton anyone?

 

[Simster]

Luton is just that - a loo town.

Do you see what I've done there?

 

[WATFORD O]

Brighton?

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

never been there but my mate goes to Slough a fair bit to see his wifes friend and he reckons that takes some beating.

 

[blue-shifted]

Burnley
Banbury
Coventry
Croydon

The great thing about away games is that they make you appreciate Brighton all the more. I love that "coming back through the whitegates" feeling. There are 10 shit towns for every decent one in this country

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sittingbourne
Dartford
Dover
Portsmouth

 

[Soton Seagull]

Wrexham, never been to the football ground (hope to this season), but stayed there before my mate's wedding. What a sh*thole. The whole town goes drinking in the same direction on the same street at the weekend. Naturally we went in the opposite direction, ensuring empty pubs all nights (bar the crossover ones in the middle).

Bunch of weirdos.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

So many but just off the top of my head

Dalston, East London
Newhaven
Gillingham

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

So many shit towns,dosn't say much for our country really.

 

[Charlies Shinpad]

Where I live;

Littlehampton,have to be Russian/Latvian /Portugese fluent or have a fetish for Lycra and Single Overweight Mums to live here

 

[Seagullmatt]

Where I live;

Littlehampton,have to be Russian/Latvian /Portugese fluent or have a fetish for Lycra and Single Overweight Mums to live here

That was similar to my description of Littlehampton earlier on the thread. See I'm not lying!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Who shags all these single overweight charvers to make them single overweight mums in the first place .... if we could get hold of him we could curtail a national problem at a stroke

 

[bhaexpress]

Rossville, Georgia is where all the redneck hill billy, thick as shit scum end up....or so I hear.

You don't even know where it is you retard. Mind you, the fact that you choose to show your manifest ignorance yet again comes as no surprise to anybody here.

I suppose all those early morings doing your paper round are beginning to stun what's left of your brain. It's clear that all that masturbation (your only real outlet) has destroyed more brain cells than you can allow.

Oh, they are a more than a few red necks there I grant you. It's a bit like Canvey at times too, trailer parks. Of course my wife lives in an acre of ground with two houses on it, both of which I own outright. Hillbillies are from the Appalacians, that's north of there.

I don't know why you continue this pissing competition, I am vastly superior to you in every way. All you do is make yourself look sadder and sadder.

Still, it gives the rest of us a laugh.

 

[Seagullmatt]

All you do is make yourself look sadder and sadder.

Still, it gives the rest of us a laugh.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Who shags all these single overweight charvers to make them single overweight mums in the first place .... if we could get hold of him we could curtail a national problem at a stroke

I must finish second in this race because every bird I pull seems to already be a single mum!!!

Just to confirm what else has been said on this thread, The Litten Tree was the best town pub in Worthing until they knocked it down to make way for flats. To answers Bozza's question, Chapmans is now called the Grand Victorian Hotel...Seriously!!!

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[bhaexpress]

So many shit towns,dosn't say much for our country really.

Having traveled a fair bit over the years I can suggest several countris that are worse than here. Try the 'Richest Country in the World' or the self apointed 'Greatest County in the World', both being America (allegedly).

A trip through the backwater states like Mississippi or Akansas will let you see virtual shanty towns or trailer parks in abundance. Most of the larger cities have ghetto areas which are in a state of virtual anarcy.

You know, we complain but the UK ain't so bad over all.