Olives. Yay or nay?

[honey boy zimba]

 

[Drumstick]

I feel like I should like them. They look quite appealing, and I like the little red bit that sticks out.

But unfortunately, they are vile. And thats not an opinion - thats just a straight-up FACT.

Same here. They are on a par with parmesan 'vomit' cheese.

 

[Titanic]

Food for winners, and that my friends, is a FACT.

It is a lowly being indeed that does not delight in these God-given delights.

 

[hitony]

Good Mods......LUV EM!!!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I thought it was common knowledge that people who like olives are part of a conspiracy that pretend to enjoy SHIT food.

Bang. On.

"Oh, aren't these olives simply divine?" (God, these are foul, but I'll look unsophisticated in front of Raef and Prunella, if I spit it out).

"Aren't they? I had them imported especially from a little place in Sardinia". (And they were damn pricey, so we've got to get rid of them somehow).

"Really? Yum" (Wish they had some f***ing pringles)

 

[beorhthelm]

You're confusing them with something else. Something that since google-gate, we are not allowed to post pictures of.

unless the "something else" grow on trees, are black or green, can be pickled in oil, brine, garlic vinegar, stuffed with peppers, or without, and taste delightful on pizza with parma ham, then there is no confusion.

 

[catfish]

Any real man loves 'em.

 

[Prettyboyshaw]

Anyone who doesn't like them must have the taste buds of a child and think chicken dippers are a la carte

 

[Bold Seagull]

put a plate of them in front of me, and I will devour the lot. olive oil as well is a blessing.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Anyone who doesn't like them must have the taste buds of a child and think chicken dippers are a la carte

Whatever you say boss.

This child has managed to aquire a deep love of single malt and stilton, but draws the line at little pellets of sick disguised as grapes.

 

[Icy Gull]

Anyone who doesn't like them must have the taste buds of a child and think chicken dippers are a la carte

Hard to argue with that summation. Probably love burgers from vans in the street too

 

[Easy 10]

Even Diana didn't like olives. She said they tasted like starving africans toes.

 

[Willow]

That rare combination of delicious snack and healthy to boot.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Delightful and versatile

 

[Colossal Squid]

Olives are AMAZING.

Food of the gods.

Anyone who doesn't appreciate them is IGNORANT

 

[hans kraay fan club]

versatile

Agreed.

They are equally capable of ruining, pizzas, salads and pasta dishes, as well as standing alone as little malevolent bowls of pure evil.

 

[Easy 10]

Agreed.

They are equally capable of ruining, pizzas, salads and pasta dishes, as well as standing alone as little malevolent bowls of pure evil.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Agreed.

They are equally capable of ruining, pizzas, salads and pasta dishes, as well as standing alone as little malevolent bowls of pure evil.

So you don't like them?

 

[Mackenzie]

Can't get enough of the little blighters.....yumyum

 

[Commander]

Bang. On.

"Oh, aren't these olives simply divine?" (God, these are foul, but I'll look unsophisticated in front of Raef and Prunella, if I spit it out).

"Aren't they? I had them imported especially from a little place in Sardinia". (And they were damn pricey, so we've got to get rid of them somehow).

"Really? Yum" (Wish they had some f***ing pringles)

Wrong. They are superb. Think of them like cigarettes. They are horrible at first, but the more of them you have, the nicer they become. Oh I would die for some right now actually, preferably stuffed with chilli or cream cheese.

Oh and Pringles are f***ing rank.