NSC's greatest quotes

[Strike]

"why did the duck go to pray?? because he wants the stadium."

"i aint a god a legend or even a hero. i am just me."

"there was once a Nimby called tom carr, he talked alot about the stadium, One day i went up to him and shot him in the head Now there no more tom carr"



You can guess who they are by

the chosen one, seconded mate.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Well YOU try landing a spacecraft on another planet '

A WELL irate CrabtreeBHA, when the massed ranks of NSC took the piss out of the BeardySideburns professor bloke who pissed millions of euros up the wall trying to land a spacecraft on another not very far away planet. Forget which one.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I would just stand still and ring 999, and say a bear is attacking me.



kev

 

[Scotty Mac]

i think kev should be excluded - virtually everything he posts could be counted

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Braders]

I would just stand still and ring 999, and say a bear is attacking me.



kev

first time i've heard that one

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Slut Faced Whores

 

[Dandyman]

All these ones...


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[Pevenseagull]

'Girl i want to make you sweat,
sweat till you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it,
Push it , push it some mooooorrrrrrreeeeeeee'

'A la la la la long, a la la la la long long ley long long long'

I always thought it was 'sweat 'till your gash sweats no more'