NSC's greatest quotes

[dwayne]

I haven't actually said anything I've only infered.

 

[CHAPPERS]

'Girl i want to make you sweat,
sweat till you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it,
Push it , push it some mooooorrrrrrreeeeeeee'

'A la la la la long, a la la la la long long ley long long long'

 

[Trigger]

'Girl i want to make you sweat,
sweat till you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it,
Push it , push it some mooooorrrrrrreeeeeeee'

'A la la la la long, a la la la la long long ley long long long'

Good song... BEER THIEF!

 

[dwayne]

'Girl i want to make you sweat,
sweat till you can't sweat no more.
And if you cry out, I'm gonna push it,
Push it , push it some mooooorrrrrrreeeeeeee'

'A la la la la long, a la la la la long long ley long long long'

exactly what I was thinking.

 

[CHAPPERS]

'Standing across the room, i saw you smiiile.
I said i wanna talk to yo-oo-ou for a little while.
With a little bit a dis and a little bit a dat, the lyrics go on the attack (aaahhh),
my tongue gets tied, and that's not lie,
I'm looking in you eeyyyyeeeessss,
looking in your big brown eeyyeees ooh girsl and i've got this to say to you...'

(or words to that effect)

 

[BrightonBird]

Give it a rest. I know exactly what you are refering to

 

[dwayne]

amazing...keep it up chappers

 

[Yorkie]

BrightonBird and Dwayne go into your 'user cp' and add each other's names to the Ignore option.

Give the rest of us a break, please

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

going back to the point of the thread -

Precious Jewel's => "prevs!"

cant believe no-ones come up with it!

 

[BrightonBird]

BrightonBird and Dwayne go into your 'user cp' and add each other's names to the Ignore option.

Give the rest of us a break, please

I would Yorkie but I think I should read this and know what Dwayne is saying.

 

[dwayne]

I would Yorkie but I think I should read this and know what Dwayne is saying.

I'm your Scott Anderson.

Darlin'



XXXX

 

[Yorkie]

I would Yorkie but I think I should read this and know what Dwayne is saying.

Why? It's the same boring stuff all the time.

If you ignore it then he hasn't got an audience.

 

[Trigger]

I'm your Scott Anderson.

Oh that is clever isn't it?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Give it a rest. I know exactly what you are refering to

Was that directed at me?

 

[Safeway]

What have I missed? Sorry, I've been busy decorating my desk for Christmas. It looks lovely, I have green tinsel around my PC screen and fairy lights along the top of my desk's devider thing.

All chilled out and Christmassy now, so will leave you bitches to fight amongst yourselves.

 

[Easy 10]

Thats a fire hazard, that is.

 

[Biscuit]

"Im not GAY!" - Safeway.

dare I put forward:
"a cake starts off soft and goes hard when it is stale, but a biscuit starts off hard and goes soft when stale. Jaffa Cakes harden when stale and are therefor cakes and not biscuits."
I think that won me the argument!

 

[alan partridge]

"I think you will find it was Versace, and if u had any nous of fashion knowledge you would know why the statement is not that unusual" - Dwayne.

oh f***. i can't stop lol at that one

such a ****. brilliant

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

 

[Safeway]

"Im not GAY!" - Safeway.

Not sure I've ever actually said that.