NSC's greatest quotes

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Oxtail Soup.


They don't tell em like that any more.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

"Would the fans stay off the pitch so the players can do a lap of honour afterwards"

Cardiff City announcer as Cardiff appear to be on their way to playoff final only for Brizzle to have other plans

Fried gold!!

 

[Trotster]

Fatboy on Battenburg cake

Its just like a Bristol Rovers shirt, but its pink and yellow - and you can eat it'.............

 

[Sully's Moustache]

"Packham MOM" by Hart's Shirt after a great performance by FDM in an LDV match.

 

[Marc]

cant believe no one mentioned this classic:

"sometimes when I wank poo comes out my bum" - Italiaseagull

 

[Everest]

Just beat me to it Everest!

I think they go hand in hand. Just shows that he isn't gonna get away with it.

 

[dwayne]

I'll kick us off.....

"The shirt was Armani, check the buttons." - Dwayne.

"Trust me, I do have a cracking sense of humour." - Brighton Bird.

I think you will find it was Versace, and if u had any nous of fashion knowledge you would know why the statement is not that unusual

 

[Safeway]

"I think you will find it was Versace, and if u had any nous of fashion knowledge you would know why the statement is not that unusual" - Dwayne.

 

[Artois]

 

[BrightonBird]

This thread has turned into "Let's see who is the most immature poster on the site". Hmmmm.....

 

[dwayne]

-removed-

 

[Italiaseagull]

cant believe no one mentioned this classic:

"sometimes when I wank poo comes out my bum" - Italiaseagull

Thank you Crabtree

 

[DTES]

"Oopsy Whoopsy" - ChampansThe Saviour

 

[Safeway]

-removed-

Careful now. Remember it was crude, unfounded comments like that that got you banned last time. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

 

[fatboy]

Fatboy on Battenburg cake

Its just like a Bristol Rovers shirt, but its pink and yellow - and you can eat it'.............

It is!!

 

[dwayne]

Careful now. Remember it was crude, unfounded comments like that that got you banned last time. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

-removed-

 

[fatboy]

f*** off Dwayne you wanker.

 

[DTES]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say "Goodbye" to dwayne once more. It could be a while before he posts again.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Is dwayne being vindictive again, oh dear.

 

[Trigger]

Give it a rest motormouth FFS!