NMH
Banned
A f*** sight worse than that, man!!
Selhurst?
A f*** sight worse than that, man!!
Has anyone ever slowed down to take a look at you?
Realistically, I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell of being able to point out Winslow, Arizona on a map, I've never been there and I certainly don't live there (the commute to Withdean would be a right pain in the arse, for starters).
If nothing else, I don't want every single person who reads NSC to know where I actually live (although many of you do anyways, for various reasons), so I thought I'd use this instead.
So, what you are saying is, your location is gibberish.
harrumph.
Selhurst?
Not in a flat-bed Ford, so far as I'm aware.
To be honest, I'd not want girls slowing down to take a look at me whatever vehicle they happened to be driving.
Why not..afraid they would 'blow your cover'?
I wouldn't want them blowing anything of mine, cover or otherwise, thank you very much.
They are sooo hard to find.
Did you get a ticket for the show on 31 Oct?
I wouldn't want them blowing anything of mine, cover or otherwise, thank you very much.
Unfortunately not, I'm hoping that the rumours of a tour next year to promote the new album, including some UK dates, will come to fruition.
I've never had the chance to see them live, and it's something I'd very much like to do.
I have a contact in LA and his ear is close to the ground. No tour next year I am afraid. If I get wind I will tell you. (of the tour not the fact that I have flatulence)
Not gibberish, just not an accurate statement.
Taking you, Mr. NMH, which fields are you in at this moment in time?
'cos I is black and Hanover is me 'hood, innit.
I bet you I could get from My house (in central Brighton) to your shop quicker than you could get from your house to your shop, fancy a wager??I live on the edge of the middle of Brighton. Or it could be seen as the inner suburbs of Brighton. Or the No Man's Land between central and outer Brighton.
Whatever, I'm a 23-minute walk from house to shop, and I'm a f*** site more central and Brightonian than that utter spannergoon HB&B.
So there.
Thats right, the Dragons Head in Llangenny.