Is it time to 'pull up the drawbridge'?

[Arkwright]

I've read some cobblers in my time. What ever next, if you haven't been to The Withdean you can't go to Falmer, I think you'll find we'd be f***ed.
I'm a newbee, had a season ticket for 7 years, moved and now after 4 years I'm back and got my season ticket for Falmer. Maybe as a newbee I should have stayed away.
I agree with the statement "I don't think we should confuse Albion newbies and NSC newbies".
I'll just go and get my coat!

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

I think we should inspect all new joiners first and especially women

Why would you want to inspect people who are good with wood ? I can see your point on the women !

Another newbie

 

[KLF]

M
forum could be opened up only to those accounts that are older than 3 years and with 1,000+ posts.

Ooh, I just can't WAIT to qualify. Must post more inane shite to get my post count up

 

[Simster]

Ooh, I just can't WAIT to qualify. Must post more inane shite to get my post count up

Yes, it's riff raff like you that give this place a bad name.

Check your phone, by the way.

 

[Southern Toon]

Looks like the NSC elite want a WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE SHIT sub section for newbies. How long will it take for this chant to raise its head to the JCL & JCB on the 6th August.

 

[Stat Brother]

Looks like the NSC elite want a WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE SHIT sub section for newbies.

I prefer Glitterati:-

World English Dictionary
glitterati (ˌɡlɪtəˈrɑːtiː)

— pl n
informal the leaders of society, esp the rich and beautiful; fashionable celebrities

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

Ooh, I just can't WAIT to qualify. Must post more inane shite to get my post count up

I have 5 posts now do I qualify yet ?

What is the magic number to move to the 'not a ' newbie anymore ??

 

[Stat Brother]

I have 5 posts now do I qualify yet ?

What is the magic number to move to the 'not a ' newbie anymore ??

Not if each post is just you stating you've made a post.
Perhaps someone could explain the 'posts:' function.

Anyway, it's not posts made, it's time served.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I'm sure these kind of bulletin boards have settings that allow for it to be set so that new posters can't start threads until they reach a certain amount of posts.

Is this true?

If so wouldn't that be a possible solution if it was set at a few hundred posts before a thread could be started.

That way it would stop randoms signing up one off accounts and starting silly threads.

If someone was a legit fan they will surely hang around long enough to post a few hundred posts on the team over time.

 

[bhaexpress]

You and I would be f***ed

Yes, we do need to get a life.

 

[KLF]

I have 5 posts now do I qualify yet ?

What is the magic number to move to the 'not a ' newbie anymore ??

Oh, come on, I started that discussion last week! Where were you?

 

[KLF]

I prefer Glitterati

cliterati, then for the newbies?

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm sure these kind of bulletin boards have settings that allow for it to be set so that new posters can't start threads until they reach a certain amount of posts.

Is this true?

If so wouldn't that be a possible solution if it was set at a few hundred posts before a thread could be started.

That way it would stop randoms signing up one off accounts and starting silly threads.

Careful what you wish for Ty.

Blimey I have 2 posts now..............................I'll Get Me Coat !!!!

I have 5 posts now do I qualify yet ?

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

Surely bad speeling and tipping errors are a must for mombership

Are you auditioning for Allo Allo?

 

[LowKarate]

Don't let them in. I've got no time for newbies since they blocked our plans for Falmer for so many years. Wait..no, that's nimbies isn't it?

Err.. what was the question again?

 

[HoveHorace]

I am coming up to 50 years of age and have been supporting the Albion since 1969.

I struggle with new technology - I am looking for the Damart Thermal Wear catalogue website - can anyone help me ?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Are you auditioning for Allo Allo?

I've always fancied having my own Fallen Madonna with big boobies

 

[Pavilionaire]

As long as all new posters pay homage to the Albion they can do what they like after that.

I favour a registration procedure where all new posters' first post should automatically start at a sticky thread entitled "Brighton and Hove Albion Are The Best Team In The World Because..."

I'm sure the answers on that thread would make for interesting reading.

 

[portlock seagull]

Looks like the NSC elite want a WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE SHIT sub section for newbies. How long will it take for this chant to raise its head to the JCL & JCB on the 6th August.

I've already done the flag; "we were here when we were s***!"
Just got to get it past the Stasi (stewards if you've never been to a game)

 

[Tristram Fourmile]

ive noticed that there are people that have been here since 2002 ect and have made a handfull of posts , that does not mean they should be treated any different than a poster with 5,000 posts in a year that likes to say f*** a lot on every thread, if it aint broke dont fix it

This.