How strong is your dislike of Palace?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Like some others on here I genuinely, honestly feel a bit sorry for them. When someone tells me they support Palace I just think "aww poor you".

I mean the club is a bit of a joke, they have that ridiculous orange man with the highlights in charge and their kit looks like a Jesters outfit. Even on the train through Selhurst and Thornton Heath I look out of the window thinking sad little thoughts as I watch the endless fried Chicken shops and International money change signs trundle by.

I saw one of their comedy shirts being worn in Western Road recently and felt like going up to the poor sod wearing it and patting him on the back and saying there there. Why do I feel this way about them and no other team?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Like some others on here I genuinely, honestly feel a bit sorry for them. When someone tells me they support Palace I just think "aww poor you".

I mean the club is a bit of a joke, they have that ridiculous orange man with the highlights in charge and their kit looks like a Jesters outfit. Even on the train through Selhurst and Thornton Heath I look out of the window thinking sad little thoughts as I watch the endless fried Chicken shops and International money change signs trundle by.

I saw one of their comedy shirts being worn in Western Road recently and felt like going up to the poor sod wearing it and patting him on the back and saying there there. Why do I feel this way about them and no other team?

So how do you see Brighton as a club then BH?

 

[bhaexpress]

Like some others on here I genuinely, honestly feel a bit sorry for them. When someone tells me they support Palace I just think "aww poor you".

I mean the club is a bit of a joke, they have that ridiculous orange man with the highlights in charge and their kit looks like a Jesters outfit. Even on the train through Selhurst and Thornton Heath I look out of the window thinking sad little thoughts as I watch the endless fried Chicken shops and International money change signs trundle by.

I saw one of their comedy shirts being worn in Western Road recently and felt like going up to the poor sod wearing it and patting him on the back and saying there there. Why do I feel this way about them and no other team?

You forgot the Cash Converters outlets too

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

So how do you see Brighton as a club then BH?

Hello SJLM, long time no correspondence.

I am not saying that Brighton are some sort of footballing bohemoth, but I have always just had this sort of pity for Palace fans. Its a combination of all the factors I have already mentioned plus things like your emblem that sort of twisted M shaped bird and the silly name, oh I dont know its everything really.

It wouldn't matter if Palace were Champions of Europe, theres just a slightly gloomy, dull and pointless feel to the whole set up there.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Hello SJLM, long time no correspondence.

I am not saying that Brighton are some sort of footballing bohemoth, but I have always just had this sort of pity for Palace fans. Its a combination of all the factors I have already mentioned plus things like your emblem that sort of twisted M shaped bird and the silly name, oh I dont know its everything really.

It wouldn't matter if Palace were Champions of Europe, theres just a slightly gloomy, dull and pointless feel to the whole set up there.

There is at the minute i will give you that!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

You forgot the Cash Converters outlets too

And the Afro-Caribbean hair salons! There are loads of them in South Norwood

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

There is at the minute i will give you that!

There there...pat pat pat.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Hello SJLM, long time no correspondence.

I am not saying that Brighton are some sort of footballing bohemoth, but I have always just had this sort of pity for Palace fans. Its a combination of all the factors I have already mentioned plus things like your emblem that sort of twisted M shaped bird and the silly name, oh I dont know its everything really.

It wouldn't matter if Palace were Champions of Europe, theres just a slightly gloomy, dull and pointless feel to the whole set up there.

Funnily enough i know a hell of a lot of Palace fans who feel exactly the same about Brighton and Charlton.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Even on the train through Selhurst and Thornton Heath I look out of the window thinking sad little thoughts as I watch the endless fried Chicken shops and International money change signs trundle by.

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Funny that Jed, I travel that line on a commute to Watford and have yet to see a Fried Chicken place. I will look again tonigt and report back. Did you go to Southend?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Funnily enough i know a hell of a lot of Palace fans who feel exactly the same about Brighton and Charlton.

No pointless feel about Palace. They have two points already!!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

There there...pat pat pat.

Aww thanks for your compassion it is so heartfelt!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

No pointless feel about Palace. They have two points already!!

And until Warnock gets these 2 strikers he has been after for what seems decades that is how it will stay!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Even on the train through Selhurst and Thornton Heath I look out of the window thinking sad little thoughts as I watch the endless fried Chicken shops and International money change signs trundle by.

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Funny that Jed, I travel that line on a commute to Watford and have yet to see a Fried Chicken place. I will look again tonigt and report back. Did you go to Southend?

Who is this Jed of whom you speak? I did go to Southend though.

 

[Perry Milkins]

And until Warnock gets these 2 strikers he has been after for what seems decades that is how it will stay!

Sheva has gone back to Pastaland, maybe Mickey Owen will fancy a move down to Selhurst? Maybe, maybe, Berba is stalling waiting for Warney to put a bid in? How about the name 'Berbatov' on the back of a Palace shirt!!

 

[Perry Milkins]

Who is this Jed of whom you speak? I did go to Southend though.

Clampett...

Nice sorts in Southend don't you think...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Sheva has gone back to Pastaland, maybe Mickey Owen will fancy a move down to Selhurst? Maybe, maybe, Berba is stalling waiting for Warney to put a bid in? How about the name 'Berbatov' on the back of a Palace shirt!!

Barbie has more chance of signing than Berba!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Funnily enough i know a hell of a lot of Palace fans who feel exactly the same about Brighton and Charlton.

No no sir you are mistaken, no-one can feel sorry for Brighton fans, we have a great emblem (its a SEAGULL) unlike your crippled shitehawk thing.We have a kindly old man in charge not someone who looks- and dresses- like a pimp. We dont have to wear clownish outfits to play in and there are no International money changing places, Afro Hair shops,Cash Converters or fried chiken emporiums within 2 miles of the theatre of shit.

And we are near the beach, wheras you are near the abbatoir and sewage works.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Clampett...

Nice sorts in Southend don't you think...

Ah, I see.

I live just outside Southend these days and can tell you it is an absolute hole!

The locals seem to be all ex East End car dealers and the women...well don't get me going..If racism, binge drinking and Burberry float your boat, Southend is for you!

 

[Perry Milkins]

Ah, I see.

I live just outside Southend these days and can tell you it is an absolute hole!

The locals seem to be all ex East End car dealers and the women...well don't get me going..If racism, binge drinking and Burberry float your boat, Southend is for you!

Well I was mucho gladdo to get back to Croydon I can tell you. Puts things into perspex...

 

[algie]

Ah, I see.

I live just outside Southend these days and can tell you it is an absolute hole!

The locals seem to be all ex East End car dealers and the women...well don't get me going..If racism, binge drinking and Burberry float your boat, Southend is for you!

Cheers mate.I'm moving to Southend now.