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Help with divorce



BIRCHYBOY27

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Nov 25, 2005
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brighton
My Girlfriend wants to get divorced from her husband, does anyone know the cheapest way of getting this done. Any information will be appreciated.

Thanks
 










Dave the OAP

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Jul 5, 2003
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BIRCHYBOY27 said:
My Girlfriend wants to get divorced from her husband, does anyone know the cheapest way of getting this done. Any information will be appreciated.

Thanks


When she married him, she agreed before God to love and Honour him till death they do part. Divorce is a sin and she will go to hell and have red hot pokers jammed up her bottom for all of eternity!

If she doesnt kill him, then she could jump off beachy head. that would save the cost of a divorce.

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BIRCHYBOY27

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Nov 25, 2005
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brighton
Re: Re: Help with divorce

Dave the Gaffer said:
When she married him, she agreed before God to love and Honour him till death they do part. Divorce is a sin and she will go to hell and have red hot pokers jammed up her bottom for all of eternity!

If she doesnt kill him, then she could jump off beachy head. that would save the cost of a divorce.

This information was brought to you by the kansas City Evangellical Biblebashers Movement.

Gawd Loves ya!

Then i will be left with a life on my own............actually dont sound to bad.:lolol:
 


Dave the OAP

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Re: Re: Re: Help with divorce

BIRCHYBOY27 said:
Then i will be left with a life on my own............actually dont sound to bad.:lolol:


There are plenty of organisations to help you through being single and video shops and the internet that will help you "relieve" your frustrations


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BIRCHYBOY27

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Nov 25, 2005
977
brighton
Re: Re: Re: Re: Help with divorce

Dave the Gaffer said:
There are plenty of organisations to help you through being single and video shops and the internet that will help you "relieve" your frustrations


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Tony Meolas Loan Spell

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Jul 15, 2004
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I hope she was "separated" from him before she met you...
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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do not go for one of those cheapy internet divorce options, see a solicitor, it may cost a few bob more but at least it will done correctly
 








Uncle Spielberg said:
do not go for one of those cheapy internet divorce options, see a solicitor, it may cost a few bob more but at least it will done correctly

Riiight! And the solicitor will end of with a third of everything, stoke up as much acrimony as possible (they really do that) and then he'll get his own solicitor and it'll get drawn out for years.

Or, if it's a solicitor who works to resolve marital issues, they might talk the married party into staying together..... well that could be the nicest option.
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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NMH said:
Riiight! And the solicitor will end of with a third of everything, stoke up as much acrimony as possible (they really do that) and then he'll get his own solicitor and it'll get drawn out for years.

Or, if it's a solicitor who works to resolve marital issues, they might talk the married party into staying together..... well that could be the nicest option.

in this scenaio his girlfriend wants to divorce her husband, so neither he or his girlfriend will be penalised by her going to a solicitor as we all know the husband always but always gets fecked over and the woman walks away loaded, the only person who will suffer is the husband
 


Tony Meolas Loan Spell

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Jul 15, 2004
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Uncle Spielberg said:
in this scenaio his girlfriend wants to divorce her husband, so neither he or his girlfriend will be penalised by her going to a solicitor as we all know the husband always but always gets fecked over and the woman walks away loaded, the only person who will suffer is the husband


Amen to that US.
 




Uncle Spielberg said:
in this scenaio his girlfriend wants to divorce her husband, so neither he or his girlfriend will be penalised by her going to a solicitor as we all know the husband always but always gets fecked over and the woman walks away loaded, the only person who will suffer is the husband
So BIRCHYBOY27 stands to do quite well out of this?
 


Dave the OAP

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does her husband recon she is a Slut faced Whore :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
 


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